-->“Be thankful for what you have;
You will end up, having more.”

Oprah Winfrey

My brother should be very thankful
For his new Outhouse, without a door
But instead, he has whined and complained
So now, I’ve graciously given him much more

I’ve spent the last three days fitting it with wheels
Now, he can actually scoot himself, all over town
His new Outhouse is actually now a real ‘Porta-Potty’
He won’t have to stay in my yard, he can scoot all around

In fact, I’ve even equipped his new Outhouse with a GPS
He can scoot his way over to Cousin Tom’s, for the Holidays
He does not even have to worry about ever running out of fuel
His gift is ‘Gas-Powered’ so he’ll be able to travel a very long way

Be thankful for whatever you have,
You will end up, having much more;
And I hope Cousin Tom is now thankful,
Since Old Matlack will soon be at his door.

Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone;
I’m Very Thankful Right Now!

©Thanksgiving 2014, Mr. Ed