-->“Fame and fortune is like a shaved pig with a greased tail,
And it’s only after it has slipped through the hands of thousands,
That some very lucky fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it.”

Davy Crockett

Music: The Easter Parade


He went from a life out on the mean streets
Homeless, starving, and eating bird seed
To a life, now filled with such fashion flair
He wears the very latest styles for all to see

Last Fall, for his Grand Debut at Mutt Strut
He was decked out in a fabulous Bandana
For Christmas, he donned a Holiday Beret
For which he received many ‘Oohs and Aahs’

And for Easter, he has designed this masterpiece
Since he now believes that he’s a Chick Magnet
He knows that he will impress all of the females
And I doubt that his stylish creations are over yet

Happy Easter, from our very dashing and handsome Little Valentino,
Who now insists on wearing something fabulous, wherever we may go

©Mr. Ed, His Lowly Human Assistant