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Rover's Revenge

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Friday, February 6, 2004

Inspired by Ted Sheridan’s

Chilling Poem

Bon Appetite, My Sweet

This is just a poetic rant

By Rover

There is a good chance

A new type of gourmet chef

May soon be unleashed

Coming Soon:

Barbequing Humans For the 4th

Roasting Humans – Good Anytime

Skewering Humans – At the Canine Picnic

Butterball Your Human at Thanksgiving

Crispy Curmudgeon Canine Christmas Cookies

Your pets can order this 1^st book now - $14.95 in the AD bookstore

Cooking utensils sold separately - $49.95 at pet supply centers

Being nice to your pets - Priceless

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Reviewed by Fr. Kurt Messick

Reviewed on March 22, 2004

:-)

Reviewed by Simon Thurlow (Reader)

Reviewed on February 8, 2004

LMAO...you crazy person !!

Reviewed by Sheila Jones (Reader)

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

Ah,hahaha you are to much Ed! Thank you, for keeping us so wonderfully entertained;-)

Very creative!

Love, Sheila

Reviewed by Nancy D.

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

Rover is doing well for himself, enjoyed this Ed.

Nancy

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

..LOL!!!LOL!!!LOL!!!...You're a regular NUT Ed..that's why I think you're great!!! Love this piece..showed it to my 14 yearold daughter..her comment was..I like Mr Ed!!!! ( NO..not THAT Mr.ED!!!.. heheheheh
Thankyoooou!!

Vesna...*smile*

Reviewed by Kate Adams (Reader)

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

Very good Ed, and funny, can just envisage Rover licking his lips after reading the book

kate

Reviewed by Andrea Da Costa (Reader)

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

LOL very cute....the poem and the pic.
Andrea

Reviewed by Debashish Haar (Reader)

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

LOL..your sense of humor is commendable!

Reviewed by Jackie Brooks

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

Hmmm! I had two 'hot dogs' for lunch today - watch out Chica Blanca! Jackie <> <

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

Ed you are too clever by far!;-) love it!!!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

HiLARious write and pic!

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

(((ed)))

LOL--you are so crazy! this is too hysterical! great job!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. *and that pic LOLOLOLOLOLOL*

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

LOL...Ed...Roasting Humans – Good Anytime!!!!!!

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

You supreme clown, you!
Always have an answer, don't you?
Hey...I'll bet there's even a recipe for czarnina in that book,
huh?

Reviewed by Dale Clark

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

LOL This is rich.

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

Hahahahah funny but what comes to mind first is Roast Kate....LOL...this is so funny....good one Ed...love the art...floria

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

I want A "HOT" dog to stew me...after my roothless death on Saterday..........OKAY!!

Tinkastew..... . next to nothing!!

See you in the "POT" Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

Love it. Great write and love the graphic

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

Ha ha...I loved this, very cute and funny!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

To cook or not to cook? Chapter 13 :-)

Thanks for the morning smile! :-)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

I love the color of the puppy in the picture & what about being nice to the writer of this poem, oh yeah, thats you ED, will have to think about that one...?LOL, anyway a cute idea always love those pics...As Always in Peace, Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)

Reviewed on February 6, 2004

Ed, suggest Rover look Down Under, where Dingos, know how it's done.

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