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Dirty Limerick # 1369
by Budd Nelson → (All Poetry by Budd Nelson)
   Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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not for those who do not enjoy a little risque humor


Poem Artwork

Ole' one eye the cherry picker
always hung out in Groinville near
by his friends Harry and Curly
looking for girls they liked to be.

Harry and Curly got lazy
so One Eye was going crazy
in a snit to find some piece
he called in Rosie for release.

Rosie came down ready for gramps
but her four friends were having cramps
so Ole' One Eye is laying limp
feeling forlorn and like a wimp.


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 Reviews of "Dirty Limerick # 1369"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 8, 2012
I sure like your character development.

Ron

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on August 5, 2012
And the best laid plans
of (mice and) men....

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by pat medlin
Reviewed on August 5, 2012
funny

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 5, 2012
Be it a limerick or not does not bother me...it is funny & that is the main point...(no postings from the "not a limerick" person) e

Reviewed on August 4, 2012
Oh!! Come on!! For real??

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on August 4, 2012
Sounds like bad news all around, Budd.

Reviewed on August 4, 2012
Ehhhh, well lol.... very well done! Ehhhh good limerick... really laughing here.

:)

Love and Light
Lily


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