HANG UP & DRIVE…

New Jersey, the second state supposedly getting this law,

Starts this Thursday, can’t wait to see,

If the other drivers in the state do so like me…

I usually pull to the side of the road,

Seeing too many wrecks, too many deaths, too many bodies turned cold,

Refuse I do to talk when I drive, unless it is a two way radio set up,

But then again I do drive for a living; I even drive with a coffee cup,

Yes I do eat, and drink when I do drive, without even spilling a drop…

But I have had lots of practice, driving ambulances, trucks and cabs,

Have to eat, have to drink, no breaks do I get,

I do this as I must, I am not just into kink, so do not fret,

I do love to drive, will miss it when I can no longer,

Will have to remain, for my future drives, so much stronger…

So, if you plan to drive in NJ anytime soon,

Wear your seatbelt, “click it or ticket”, and no phone calls,

Especially while driving, you have fully entered the state of big brother,

NJ is definitely it, no longer will you find you have any sense of self,

As HE is watching, big brother, the size of the state, not of an elf…

                        © ed – 6/29/04