[I initially started this to be one of my infamous comic writes, but as I read more about this man and saw his picture (so wait for the picture to load) I felt more and more sorry for him...he & others like him deserve your prayers...ed]

My ears are too big…

My ears are too big,

My feet are too small,

My legs are too short,

My arms are too long,

I blame this all on my mom…

My dad was her brother,

Making him my uncle too,

He did enjoy also sticking his,

Thing up my rear after I him blew…

We had a dysfunctional family for sure,

As per the doctors there was no cure,

I wanted all my life to have plastic surgery,

But the doctors said no, too much to do,

Too little to work with,

I wish I were just as normal as you…

Inbreeding can sometimes cause death,

Instead I lived and they called me Seth,

I have a twin brother, but he looked worse,

Fortunately for him he was taken away in a hearse…

I did not go to school,

I have no education,

I live in the barn,

My parents both left the farm,

My family as I know it are ashamed of me,

Wish I could just die, that would show them, then they would see…

They say my brain is the size of a hound’s,

My childhood still does within abound,

I cry at the drop of a hat,

I wish I were with my brother,

Why does God wish me to live like that…?

          © ed ~ 2/20/05