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Halloweens a Drag...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Though I will have to shave real tight,

Maybe Doc Bonnie won’t see the light,

Hiding behind a mask of mascara,

Certainly will I be a possibly to some,

Horrendously disgusting sight…

 

I will have to also go on a crash diet,

Probably at Fee’s party causing a riot,

If you are all smart, about this you will keep quiet…

 

So when Mr. Fee’s party does begin,

You will find me at the bar, soaked in gin,

Last year I was the man dressed in tin,

This year I will be the lady they say,

All men really have within…

© ed [LOL] 10/17/08


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Reviewed on October 18, 2008
ED - DRAG ???

To be 'In Drag' you must have taken a DRAG - or two, or three, or twenty-two - on your WACKO WEED !!!

OH - you don't really need any cosmetics to reach that desired plateau you mentioned -

Horrendously disgusting sight !!!

All you need is a MIRROR !!!

TRICK OR TREAT -----> T H I S ... TK.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 18, 2008
We knew it! PeeWee said it wasn't Rene we saw but you in drag!
But expecting us to believe you have a feminine side? when Rufuz fly.

Ed the Elder


Reviewed on October 17, 2008
Fun write, Ed; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Sandra Corona
Reviewed on October 17, 2008
Cute but you are pulling my leg!

Sandy

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on October 17, 2008
Hey, Ed--now that's funny! -gene.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on October 17, 2008
Oh how funny this was...can't wait to see you at the party. Thanks for the belly laughs. Love your write Ed. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on October 17, 2008
A fun poem to read. The last line takes the cake.
Sheila

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 17, 2008
Woo hoo you go girl er ah guy er ah Ed...
Fee

Reviewed on October 17, 2008
ROTF, laughing too hard to review - oh, darling!!!!


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