Rene is in South Africa,

There to hunt & kill some animals,

A wart hog, who would want one & why,

I hear the trip for twenty hours was a helluva fly…

She called me today, I really needed to hear from her,

She says its HOT & HUMID, though its there fall,

I am sure without air-conditioning will fly the fur,

If it were me, I would be pitching a really big bitch,

Guess I am spoiled living here in this NJ valley or is it ditch…

I didn’t go, you ask why,

Well to be honest I don’t fly,

Less I have some good drugs,

To sleep the trip all the way through,

Till I arrive back on the ground,

That is the only time out a plane window do I want to view…