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I hit the lottery...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Will wonders never cease

I actually won a bit,

I almost in my pants took a sh**

Usually I have only won small

But today I won bigger,

Off of the mega ball ticket

I did for 25 dollars hit...

 

Guess my request to God was heard

To win something on the lottery

Sure I would have rather hit it big

But anything is better than nothing

Better than being arrested & thrown in the brig...


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 19, 2012
I hit it for $67 in 1989. Been donating ever since. I think they might be ahead. cuz p

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on May 16, 2012
I'm with Felix

Reviewed on May 16, 2012
CONGRATULATIONS!

GO BUY SOME 'DOPE' ...

THEN, AGAIN, YEW CAN 'COPE' !

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 16, 2012
WOW! Now you can send the 10 bucks that you owe me and the 10 that you owe Ma, and you'll still have 5 bucks left over - WOW!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 16, 2012
Hmnnn that is almost enough for dinner for you and your lady at Macdonalds, just kidding, congrats Ed.
fee

PS Now if you should happen to win the big one someday will you consider opening a publishing house so all your friends on AD can get their books published without such hassles as they face now...just a thought. lol

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on May 15, 2012
I hit it for $50 last summer, haven't done shit since a few $3 hits. But I'll be there again tomorrow with the rest of the suckers looking for a miracle.

Reviewed on May 15, 2012
Good for you!! Hey, there are days when $25.00 would make me feel like a rich b----!!!!

Jane

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on May 15, 2012
Ed,
Use it to take your sweet lady out. May have to add a bit with it:).

Blessings,
+Linda

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on May 15, 2012
Ed,
can't win if you don't play..congrat's.
Budd

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on May 15, 2012
Great news. Good for you, my friend.


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