Skulked through the barrens for many a year,
But you need not have any fear,
Offer me a case or barrel of any beer,
And I am docile as a kitten, thats most clear...

I was born sometime in the 1700’s,
And I still got my virility but not my virginity,
Nor do many that have succumbed to my charm,
Even for you on this my special day,
I have put deodorant on BOTH my underarms…

I am the Jersey Devil & rule over the Barrens,
40,000 acres of continuous NJ forests,
As well all of the Barrens environs,
My minions do sing songs of praise; they have a beautiful chorus…

So if you’re looking for some real Halloween fun,
Come to the NJ Pine Barrens and around run,
Do so at night, as I sleep when up is the sun,
You won’t need protection, so worry not & carry no gun,
If you’re hot & horny, you can help me propagate my species,
And if you’re not, then I am sorry as you won’t get none…
© -ed- 10/31/15