I tried every diet on the market and this is what I found

Folks just want to make a buck; it’s the oldest trick around!

I have exercised on many different kinds of fancy machines

Diet pills, don't do a thing, if you know what I mean!

I tried powdered foods; add water and watch the fat melt away

Then tried frozen foods; just heat them, eat them and then pray!

Yoga, spinning and other exotic stretches make you thin and are fun

But after a few months of fun, my weight is the same as when I begun!

Now my new kick is drink two shakes and eat healthy the rest of the day

It’s seems to be working; I lost over five pounds in three days and still feel OK!

So, I will keep you all posted I’ll and let you know if it’s doing the trick