Footing the Bill
A humorous collaboration
By ROCK-Salt! Proctor&RHOnda S. Galizia
Just because, I forgot my shoes
Does not mean, my brain is dead:
After all, I don't think, using my feet,
Nor walk, upon my head!
Yes honey, I know you like to air your toes
And being barefoot is not a sin
But this place is formal; they require a shirt and shoes
... before they'll let you in!
Well darling, you wear the shirt in the family..
And we both are sporting great pants
I just don't see, why it's incumbent on me
To wear shoes... when we're going to dance!
I tried to wear my sexy sandals, dear
So my toes could still peek through
But the strap and the flap, were off the map..
There was nothing I could do!
Since our closet is packed, with all your shoes
And there were not any, found appropos,
Looking for a new pair, would be futile
So it's barefoot, to the bistro, you'll go!
But when they stop us, to ask about your shoes
Here's my plan, for what you should say
"Haven't you ever seen glass slippers, before?
Why! they are the rave of the day!"
Exactly my darling, you big macho guy
I'm sure that's the thing we should do
I'll stand on my tip-toes and snuggle real close,
And then, we will get right-on through!
Then, you and your Tootsie, can go out and boogie
And when all the dancin' is through...
I'll fill my glass slipper, like a champagne sipper,
And I will raise up my TOEst .....just to you!
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with love,
and laughs to boot!
Connie
I did not know one of you could get away with such a tiny white lie......but thank goodness even thou I am behind you I think Godis is smiling right now...cause I saw that twinkle in his eye watching us!!
Love Tinka
Rusty
Those toesy sandals wouldn't hold much champagne though - it would all flow out through the toe hole. And then the cats and mice would all be schnookered! (-:
This is the best I've laughed in a bloody week! A real goodun.
Light and Wisdom ...
Richard Lloyd cederberg
Joe loved this! he howled! I hope we can do more of them!
Love&Hugs, RHO