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The Word-Pecker and the Witworms
by Kimmy Van Kooten → (All Poetry by Kimmy Van Kooten)
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Artwork by Kimmy Van Kooten
"Birds of a Feather"
Copyright 2006
First meet and more to come!


Poem Artwork

If in zwodder, you might as well heed
A zuggers among us, with a will to intercede
So take in yeepsen, wuzzle in muse
wrine in thought, as I wordify you!

At anywhen now, in a bout to baffound
There’s a be-hounc’d tale of a belly-pinched bird
Higher up, in eye-reach seems,
a burdalone word-pecker drills his hole in dreams

Years in batilbaby, wisp bull-speaking crows,
davering in day-mares and their deepmusing throws
Dawed to extinction, as a downfart spews
Where the dittology of witworms, in an elfmill rules

Not affected by the dudman’s birds,
this fine farded word-pecker faffles his words
So hit up the blink-fencers, choosehow now
There’s a clapperclaw chryme, willed to clash in clow

The bouffage’s set, where all the jarkmen adjourn
ready to bumwhush, all the butts and bounds learned
Bowdlerized in bruzzle, a chantepleur
The word-pecker now sings his new first word...

Lexicon


 



Copyright 2007
Kimmy Van Kooten



 


 


baffound- stun
batilbaby- office in forests
be-hounc'd- tricked up
belly-pinched- starved
blink-fencer- one who sells spectacles
bouffage- a satisfying meal
bowdlerize- castrate through squeamishness
bruzzle- to stir
bull-speaking- boast in language
bumwhush- ruin
burdalone- last -surviving
chantepleur- sings and weeps
choosehow- under any circumstances
chyrme- mournful sound of birds
clapperclaw- tongue beat,scold
clowclash- confusion
davering- wander aimlessly
dawed- awakened
day-mares- nightmare during wakefulness
deepmusing-c ontemplate in thought
dittology- double-reading
downfart- stupid
dudman- scarecrow
elfmill- worm sound in the timber of a house
faffles- work that occupies time, usually unsatisfying
farded- embellished
jarkman- those that practice writing to make themselves look good for the sake of money
wisp- bundle or group
witworms- feeds on wit
word-pecker- feeds on words
wrine- furrowed brow
wuzzle- mingle
yeepsen- handful
zugger- interjection
zwodder- state of stupor


 


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 Reviews of "The Word-Pecker and the Witworms"
Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on March 3, 2007
Vocabulary plus. Inventive indeed. Enjoyable read. R

Reviewed by Tamara Perlin (Reader)
Reviewed on February 24, 2007
My goodness! What a tongue twister, and a mind boggler too!! Way to get us thinking!! My love you!!! ~Mara

Reviewed by E. Farrand (Reader)
Reviewed on February 23, 2007
Wow Kimmy, I really enjoyed this read.

Reviewed on February 21, 2007
Wonderful art and thought-provoking poem!!!!!

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed on February 21, 2007
bouffage Kimmy Van Cuttie, some mystical poeming you're doing here, along with the art, sure you don't want to join the mythological crowd, lets see, Cuttiedoll, goddess of the Barbie coup, hehe

Reviewed by Monette Bebow-Reinhard (Reader)
Reviewed on February 21, 2007
This has the mark of the professional, artwork and writing both. If I didn't already have an illustrator for my Grimms modern fairy tale anthology, I'd be after you! I hope you're putting your works into a collection to sell.

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on February 21, 2007
OH this is so good! I'm happy to have found
your work. Thanks for your review ;) otherwise
I wasn't familiar with your work. Such unique
words, pray tell are they gaelic or what? I'm
intrigued.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Thanks for the write, meanings, and I
love the art......

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Kimmy all I can say is Kudo's to you! Both pic and art is a unique and very clever bit of work!

Reviewed by H Cruz
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
This could become the next pig latin! lol... :)

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
An outstanding write my friend...unique and clever write...enjoyed. I agree with Andy, it does remind one of Lewis Carroll...
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Thankyou for all those new terms. Lewis Carroll would be proud!Excellent poem.

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Turner took the words right out of me mouth... The early bird, eh?? :)) BRILLIANT!! And what a lot of work to include this aviary of language. Your energy and creative mind never sleeps, Kimmy. This is totally cool and totally class... and here was I, away with the Toeless Pobble somewhere...!! TY Kate xx

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Very Lewis carroll, bloody magic..

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Absolutely brilliant, clever and unique Kimmy...
love and peace, Carole

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Now isn't this interesting work! I'd say, you should all comon down and get your prize for the best creative poem should win the prize! Don't you think? God, this was too cool!Love Holly

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Kimmy I am in awe with you creativeness...WOW!!

This is just B R I L L I A N T !!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on February 20, 2007
CREATIVE GENIUS, thy live in Kimmy Van Kooten! Very well done; wowwwwwww~~~~~~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Kimmy,

W O W

Refreshing! Bold! Creative! GENIUS!!!!!!!!! Definately a keeper: wish I'd written this!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *applause!*

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Kimmy ...

There are some that conform to the old rules about what an artist can or can not do, and then there are some who cut the edge of creative thought to show the sedentary that there is a whole world of wonders out there left untapped. You are the latter. And the image/metaphor of a woodpecker beating his head against a tree to make a hole to hide his treasure/sustenance in is brilliant.

You are a breathe of fresh air creatively Kimmy. One of the best! I hope your work is read by the world. Your art here is splendid!

Light and Wisdom ...

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
He sits with mouth agape and marvels at your talent.

Reviewed by Chris Fitzgerald (Reader)
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Kimmy when i read this i thought sad but truth i got out of this that poetry is dying in our youth. Art is falling behind.
Our generation needs to change that. You make a wonferful contribution by making reading and learning fun. Send this to our
schools. I for one, going to give this to my homeschooler as his required reading this week. Thanks Kimmy
Chrissy

Reviewed on February 20, 2007

Outstanding composition on linguistics' history in a complete poetic task.

I have learned through the lines of "The Word-Pecker and the Witworms",
and enjoyed the reading of its artistic lesson.

I salute You, Poet.

In admiration,


Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
You truly amaze me. Outstanding!

Reviewed by George Thompson
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Mind boggling, but VERY good. This tells a story even after referring to your list of what the words means. Good work, Kimmy!

George

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
I can't take the credit on these words, they truly are some of the most remarkable English words, ever forgotten from the archaic museum of words...
Enjoy!

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Kimmy,

Ya got my mind working on overtime. I hope that word-pecker likes witworms cause me mind is blown away. I feel clapperclawed and downfart. (lol) I love this. Sure hope Webster don't mind.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Unique as is the abstract art carried over in words.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Very unique again as you brave new paths in poetry. This one is really cool and I love it Kimmy, though the dictionary did come in handy.

Fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Kimmy, a out loud recitation of this poem need to be done whilst munching a mouthful of Cherios, I tried without...no dice.
Very cleverly done and beautifully constructed new words!!!
Georg

Reviewed by Tom Kitt
Reviewed on February 19, 2007
..and you read my stuff - I'm honored. Tom


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