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That's What You Are


Not directed at anyone at AD


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Ahole Critics
By La Belle Rouge

HOW you do it
only you understand
you know everything
about everything
and everybody

You have an opinion
about every situation
and every poem you read
even if you have no idea
what the poet is talking about
or what you're talking about
you are compelled to expound it

You don't know someone
or anything about their life
BUT you feel it's your duty
to judge their entire existence
from a few lines of poetry

You're a self appointed
priest and psychologist
with a degree in higher ignorance
and a bad case of mouth diarrhea

And to top it all, "Anonymous"
you are too much
of a chicken livered coward
to put your real name and address
on your ridiculous dirt

Yes I can be a bitch
when the occasion calls for it
and I'm damn good at it too

To put it succintly
you are an asshole....
so just butt out


8/29/2008

Music "Bitch"

     

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 1, 2007
Well said La Belle!!

Love you date on it...a future stinker indeed...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on September 1, 2007
YOu got that right Belle!
I have a sticker on my car that says "STaY BACK, OR BEWARE OF THE BITCH THAT APPEARS"
Be yourself within your heart ring true!
Love your poem and your heart sweet Belle!
Warmed in Inner Peace,LOVE, Light and Wisdom! Warrior Purple Lady Sheeeoox

Nothing wrong with being a Bitch either, it's the confidence within comin' out and not hiding!
STay Postiive
STay SAFE!
Be REAL

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Oh Beautiful Sissy! I pity the poor asshole that pisses you off! You will cut them a new un and do it with class and holdin yore pink up, Classy Lady! LOVE YOU! Sissy SC

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Bravo! I see no bitch here only truth. We Southern Belles can only be pushed so far before we turn around and slap the 'tarnation out of that opinionated, self-righteous, piece of worthless slop. Good work, Sissy.
Hugggggssssss
Ann

Reviewed by George Thompson
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
Your poem will not go unnoticed, hopefully to the chagrin of "anonymous." Good pen and right on the head of the nail.

George

Reviewed on August 30, 2007
Such dubious characters are anything but "critics", dearest LaBelle – whether they’re "oozing" their foetid "verborrhoea” and / or throwing up their sour, bad “indigestions” all over other people’s writings and / or in e-mail or private and public message board “missives”. Sometimes “cloaked” in anonymity or in a variety of aliases, sometimes brandishing their true names, with the “lo and behold” pride of the self-appointed indisputably righteous, like the final judgement’s trumpets and flaming swords, before the faces of (in their “indisputable” view) the “lesser mortals and unredeemable sinners” – they are, (apart from “aholes”, some as puckered as their very lips, LOL!) in fact, extremely insecure, miserable creatures, who have failed to do anything positive with their lives and always will, and who have never found (and never will) a better solution than blaming their ineptitudes on everybody and everything else… and / or pouring the “sewage-like” flows of their own discontent also all over everybody and everything else. And… yes, wise friend, even if the best “antidote” for such “noxious fumes” is to… ignore them, as best as one can (attention and reactions are what makes them thrive… and swell in noxiousness), it does happen that even the most patient reach that point when they feel that enough is enough. And, just like you say – sometimes the occasion does call (yells) for it… and, when it does… boy, can I be a bitch, too! LOL!
Love & many {{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}
Alexandra*

Reviewed by F William Broome
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
Belle - I didn't listen to the music, but it wouldn't have added much to this CLASSIC ! ! ! May I borrow it from time to time - giving you credit, of course? It is absolutely on the button ! Thanks. - Bill

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 29, 2007
Great rant, write on La Belle

Reviewed by Taylor Ryan
Reviewed on August 29, 2007
You've just written what I wish I had the courage to say so many times in life (so far not in regard to poetry assassins)...and poetically too boot! Time for me to accept that it's really OK to pull the big "B" out of the bag every now and then...if life calls for it! Well done, La Belle...thanks for the lesson!
Love,
Taylor

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on August 29, 2007
Oh, too share that with a few I know, but of course they wouldn't get the intended message. "They" never do.
Loved it!!!
Kathy

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on August 29, 2007
"YOU GO GIRL!"

Love
William

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 29, 2007
Hey! are they everywhere? can't they find another hobby?...like making a deep deep hole on the ground and jump in it?
Georg

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 29, 2007
You're a self appointed
priest and psychologist
with a degree in higher ignorance
and a bad case of mouth diarrhea

You must know some of the same folks I do!

Reviewed by twinklewrites at her desk (Reader)
Reviewed on August 29, 2007
La Belle...just adorable (hehe)life is more healthier when ya learn to be a bitch...Hugs and Love G/F Peggy

Reviewed on August 29, 2007
*clapping* SPOT ON!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Jennave Coz
Reviewed on August 29, 2007
BRAVO BRAVO!!! I don't know why I cannot see the bitch in here, Maybe it's because I first saw the epitome of loyalty, it grabbed me and held me fast with support for not judging,Then released me to my own interpretation of what this world needs alot more of...You!

Reviewed on August 29, 2007


Grrreat! *****

I liked the style/words of this to a tee~a great one perhaps the ahole can take a sit on this one(poem)...that would be good.Heee,I also like the little adorable animal (graphics)too!

Chuckle we cannot consume ourselves with the "Ahoe Critics" though...they eventually get tired of themselves and go sit down somewhere...give them no fire and they shall have no flame!

All the best to you,
~Gwendolyn



Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on August 29, 2007
Oh my! Yes, tell it to their faces!!!!!! They need to be ignored.
I have critics mailing their opinion into my mailbox, they don't even have the nerve to give me their names. Just to show you they are cowards when they don't reveal their real names. Such jerks or bitches are to be ignored. They need to get a life of their own so they won't be so bored.

Tell them to get a life!...and ignore them! You don't owe them an explanation on how you should write your life and your poetry. I could care less what they think.

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 29, 2007
This is a well-written poem and is good the the soul, but words will never stop assholes from their insanity . . .

Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)
Reviewed on August 29, 2007
I agree with you wholeheartedly!
Hugs, Laura

Reviewed by Charles Keller
Reviewed on August 29, 2007
I guess I'm lucky I haven't encountered "Anonymous" yet.

By the way... Remind me not to make you mad.

Nicely done.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 29, 2007
Agee with you 100%, and you said it better than any of us so far. Well done.

Fee

Reviewed by Ted Bossis
Reviewed on August 29, 2007
Oh my goodness - No one can diminish your sense of beauty - What & why they need to say or print is their own growth full stint - {Sticks & stones no more}Understanding - All love good * Ted

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on August 29, 2007

Here and hear!!!

Walt


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