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Edwina The Red
by Walt Hardester → (All Poetry by Walt Hardester)
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Oh Captain?


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Where have ya been Edwina the Red?
Rumors are that you are dead.
If that's so I'll bust my noggin,
Lookin for a good ole floggin.

Sir Salty Walt    

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 Reviews of "Edwina The Red"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 28, 2015
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Walt. And thank you for commenting on my latest limericks. It was not a challenge; I guess it is just coincidence that Belle posted one (I have not seen it yet). Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 12, 2007
Yay take the floggin anyways, can beat a bita whipping when yer sailing the ocean, shipping...

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on November 12, 2007
Walt, perhaps she is on a mystical voyage and will chant her way back to you..
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed on November 12, 2007
Ahoy all ye scurvy seadogs. Salty Walt get yore mangy backside back to St Croix, so's I can give your sorry ass another great grand floggin!! I be's here all the time, twas ye who went a wanderin on tha sea.

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
Bear thy assth and bend thee over, and I shall beat thy ass like the bad dawg named Rover! LOVE YA! Red's Sissy

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
Na, she is probably busy on another adventure checking out a few new islands....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
Is this guy picking a bugger out of his nose?
Ayeeeeeeeeeeee, Sir!
R~

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
hahaha ole pirates never die they just whine/wine away....heehee

ET


Reviewed by Dana Reed
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
Hey Walt, I'm still alive and kicking. Dana is my pseudonym. My real name is Edwina, but not the Red. LOL. She was Blue Beard's girlfriend. Some Edwina's do settle for less. ARGHHH MATEY. LOL

Dana

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
you better get ready to bust your noggin Sir Salty Walt as he is deader than a door knob,,,,, sorry,,,,, your matey Christine

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
Aye Matey ... I've seen the bum downing a tankard of grog at Captain Benbows. Great pic! Blessings ...
Richard

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
Hee, hee, Salty Walty...

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
hah-cute

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
Maybe our Edwina is.........SHY??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aye!!! Aye!!! Capt'n
Georg

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
Arr, after reading clever piece and the reviews...I realize how much I've missed the den the past couple of weeks, also that I am behind on my reviews...enjoyed as always!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
The Captain abandoned ship and left you alone in St. Croix?? Make one of your famous Salty Walt Key Lime Pies, and lure her back!

Reviewed on November 11, 2007
Don't get me to lying...LOL Well done, Walt.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
The flaming Red Harlot jumped ship
Hang her above the main deck
Or was that 1st mate Horace O'tool
aye! aye! me capitan

The Invisible Man

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
Well Walt, heard a rumour he got a job down at that thar Victoria Secrets place but got fired for sampling the products.

lol

Captain Fee

Reviewed on November 11, 2007
ARRRRGH! Shiver me timbers! Cute write, Walt; well penned!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
Ahe I do believe Edwina is very much alive and doing well Sir salty Walt. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 11, 2007
From pumpkin pie to Salty Lakes Hi....Edwina the Red makes the Capitan Salty Walty fly!!

Good question Captain!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 10, 2007
Did you just waken from a pirate dream and who is Edwina the Red!?
susan


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