Mamas hated her but she made their Little Boys swell with pride!

Art "South Wind"
By Felix Vega

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Life was quiet in Prudieville, when Lady Marmalade rolled into town on a bus,
She was a fantasy merchant, she sold lust.
The ole boys spied her and began to hoot and hollar,
Then irate Mama's began to grab them by theys collars.
They lamented," Chile, that thar female, be a HO!"
" Don't Ya let me catch Ya ooglin her no MO!"
Lady Marmalade just wiggled her tits and shook hern ass,
Them ole biddies shonuff didn't know class!
While swayin up the street,
She ran into Ron and Regis lookin so sweet.
She purred," Hey Boys, wanna play?"
They giggled like school girls, cause it was the best offer they had, had all day!
Lady Marmalade let them sample her wares,
Ron and Regis copped a feel and did it with flair!
Lady Marmalade smirked and said," You like?"
The boys giggled and nodded and she purred," Let's take a little hike!"
The boys took her to the park and she produced some hooch,
They all drank from the bottle and was rarin to cut loose.
She purred, Boys I want fifty bucks each, for my fine booty!"
" Now pony up the dough, my little cuties!"
The boys didn't quibble, ponyed up the dough with haste!
They shucked offen theys duds with no time to waste!
She stripped off and laid down inbetween,
She had the biggest Ta-Tas, them ole boys had ever seen.
They commensed to dine on her luscious breasts,
They did, Rock, Paper, Scissors to see which would be first in the nest.
Ron won and climbed on top,
He commensed to hoot and hollar, non-stop!
When Ron's candle had done burned,
Regis climbed aboard for hisn turn.
When the last little soldier did fall,
They all agreed a good time was had by all!

Music: Lady Marmalade