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Sneezing (Children)
by CJ Heck → (All Poetry by CJ Heck)
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Sneezing

I've studied people sneezing
here at home, and at my school.
Sneezing sure is funny.
Sneezing sure is cool.

Some people sneeze real quietly,
like a teensy little mouse.
My dad can sneeze so loudly
that it echoes through our house.

Most girls sneeze politely,
like ah-choo... or ah-ka-choo.
Sometimes they try and hide it
in a cough, then look at you.

The boys I know don't do that.
They just let their sneezes blow!
The louder, WOW, the better!
It's just something all guys know.

The weirdest ones I've heard so far
are the ones my mom can do.
Her sneezes come out sounding
a lot like, who-asked-CHOO?

Just be careful if you hold a sneeze
or suck your breath in tighter, 
or when the sneeze comes busting out
... it'll bring a barking spider.


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 Reviews of "Sneezing (Children)"
Reviewed on October 16, 2006
GAD, CJ,

Sneezes that bring on barking spiders the worst of all!!!!!!! LOL You are cleverness personified. Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
Love the poetry and yes the sneeze season is on......
You do wonderful writing in this Genre.....

Light & Peace,
Joselyn

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
Another winner, and so fun to read! You make a kid out of me again and that's a gifr;-)...Thanks CJ!...Eileen

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on October 14, 2006
HA HA HA!!!!!! This is so funny and so very well written, CJ. A most entertaining offering.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 14, 2006
Great piece Cj
Loved it
Will save it for my Grandkids
They'll like it for sure

Peace & Love
William

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 14, 2006
Too much sneezing these days, air getting colder. It's funny though then when I sneeze I sneeze six or seven times in a row. And if I don't sneeze I get worried for then a sore throat is on its way. Victor

Reviewed by H. Lena Jones
Reviewed on October 14, 2006
This is cute, CJ...so clever! Well done!

Love, Lena

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 14, 2006
hehehehehe...I guess I take after you father with barking spiders Ghalo!!

Oh boy no dainty ones from this lady NO-No...lost my love for porriage and butter many moons ago trying to hold back a sneeze and the content landed on my plate YUK!!!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on October 14, 2006
Oh my, if I hold a sneeze too long it won't bring just a barking spider, but it can also cause me to wet my pants! Ha ha! I know, TMI. This is a lovely little piece CJ. Simply lovely...

Michelle

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 14, 2006
Another in the smiling series of barking spider mishaps, there is also the danger of the biting the tongue sneeze which I sometimes do. LOL

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on October 14, 2006
AAawwww this was so cool!!

Love,
Dove

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 14, 2006
This is a timeless jewel for children and us adults too...A-choo...say God bless you!
Susan

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on October 14, 2006
Spreading germs and wafting breezes all at the same time I suppose. CJ, CJ, CJ, How do you do it? Making us all laugh at everyday stuff. Goozen height and bless you.
Snotty Sneeze Hugs
Rusty

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 14, 2006
Awww this is cute.

Reviewed by Angel God is Love
Reviewed on October 14, 2006
Thanks that is cute.
ahchoo
Hugs Angela


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