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· Coruscated Confabulations: Oh! The Humanity!

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· Santa Cruz Sargasso, Berkeley Fog (poems)

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· Everything you know is wrong...(part II)

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· Welcome to Californication, suckers!

· Confessions of a 'Yellow Fever' afflictee...


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· Petrushka's Remorseful 5-Year Plan...

· The starward path: A tribute to Laika and Gagarin

· Hair today, groan tomorrow...comrade

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· Crush depth

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Ode to High-G Flight

by Kalikiano Kalei — Read all 118 poems by Kalikiano Kalei

Today's modern high performance fighter aircraft can withstand more Gs than its human occupants and that's not factoring in the 'speed jeans', Valsalva 'grunting', 35 degree canted back ejection seats, and all the range of physiological tricks used by pilots to 'beat G'. Returning from a typical ACM (aerial combat maneuvering) flight can make you feel like you've been beat up and tossed out of Studio 51 by a bouncer. [PS: for a truly hilarious, but true account of what a high-G flight can be like, dial up the URL below the poem for Jack Reilly's story about a 'media orientation' experience he had in an F-14A Tomcat.]



Friday, February 29, 2008


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Ode to High-G Flight

 

 

Pullin’ Gs,

Feel the squeeze,

Brain somewhere

Below the knees.

 

Grunt out loud,

Slashing cloud,

Getting sick,

Not feelin' proud!

 

Valsalva’s fine

But not divine,

Yankin’ stick

An’ flyn dakine!

 

Redout nears,

So drop the gears.

Flare and land;

Forget your fears!

 

Shut ‘er down,

Right on the ground,

The O-Club awaits:

A beery round!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

A wild high-G flight in an F-14 Tomcat



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Reviewed by Tom Leftwich
Reviewed on April 5, 2021
love it Kali - boy you sure covered it just perfect Very good job. I've worked with some of the best at Edwards AFB

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on July 16, 2009
Awesome, I could feel the G forces all the way downunder :)

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on February 29, 2008
Wopnderful description of what many experience. Have a few friends that used to fly missions from the Air Force and Navy, always seemed like such a wild ride, nicely done...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on February 29, 2008
A friend of ours flies Hornets for the Marine Corps. He's done two rounds in Iraq. He has described the whole G-Force drama in similar, although less poetic words. When I was fixin' to do a little stunt plane ride he just commented: Better eat bananas; they taste the same both ways. LOL
However, if I may proudly add - I didn't puke and I had a ball!!
Thanks for sharing,
Becca~

Reviewed on February 29, 2008
*Salute* Those who pilot fighters earn their wings - I am amazed by the maneuevers (know I spelled that wrong LOL), like watching an F-16 go from horizontal to straight up vertical in nothing flat - or a C-5 do a short runway takeoff - wow Excellent write, well done. You solo-d and earned a cold one with this high powered takeoff!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla (USAF)


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