From Alberta to Alabama
From British Columbia to Bergama
His life presented in cyclorama
Hillary and McCain provide the drama

He charms all – from nuns to elishama
He sits at popularity peak on fujiyama
He is a hot pick from Gavin to Gautama
He is discussed in Havana and Hama

He eats all – from apples to ilama
He also nibbles at sweet root jicama
He rides all – from tigers to kaama
He prefers all – from camels to llama

He is a darling boy of his mama
His new vision of America, a neorama
He is for change, he is dear OBAMA
He looks good in suit or even pajama

For his opponents, he is qayamat
He is famous among plants, even retama
His popularity soars among birds, even a shama
He is a celebrity, known even to a trama

Praised by all – from a vicar to ulama
He is known to all – from Vivian to Valderrama
People are curious even in Wakayama
He has succeeded in all political exam(a)

Natives laud him – from Choctaw to Yakama
He is the President hopeful, he will win the Zama

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