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LISPY OLD MAN
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A lispy old man creates fun through his lisp.

And there was an old man, he liked to LISP The words he formed were funny but CRISP *Tax* would become *sex, lisp* would be *DISP* He would say, “Whatever. I am just a WISP.” - Once, he decided he wanted to go to NISP But the plane wrongfully landed in TWISP He could but only lisp, mutter and frown “I will stay here. This is the only sex-free* town.” - (PS: Twisp* is a town in Okanogan County, Washington, United States.)

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Reviewed by Michelle Mead

Reviewed on September 4, 2008

LOL, love this limerick-ish little poem!

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