chose to do things quite

not right, matter of

factly, one could say

they were well, different.

So, sit back, kick your

feet up while I reminisce

for a bit - He played spin

the bottle with his father's

gin - hoped to get her dizzy

(bet you thought I was going

to say drunk); opened up an

umbrella when he plummeted

off the garage roof; cursed up

a storm when taking the

garbage out - got a month's

worth of Dial soap in his

mouth; jumped off the back

of a go-cart and watched his

friend crash into a tree; did a

head over heels on his bike

while showing off; even did a

head over heels in love with a

teacher or two; used flippers

on his swimming test - got

caught, had to leave the water

then mumbled, "Son-of-a-beach!"

"What was that?"; put rocks

in snowballs that knocked out

two of his friend's (same one)

front teeth; but the best one was

when he went sailing - got hit by

the sail, did a back flip into the

water, started screaming for

help, looked up at his friend

(same one) who looked down

and said, "Lance, stand up!" You

see, I fell into waist deep water!

'2008' RLS