Occurs primarily in Africa and India Symptoms include irritability, runny stick-your-nose-in somebody else's business, thick-skinned-ness where sticks and stones will not break any bones, but still managed to get itself on the endangered species list; and someday the only place you'll ever see them will be stuffed and on permanent display in some cities museum; to whom curators won't even dust, and of course the rhinos will be hornless, as their adornments will have wound-up in soup, or to help someone else get 'horny'; but who the hell really cares; especially nature's true king of beasts, the elephant, for there won't be anymore bickering at the old watering hole; yeah right, for we all know that the only place you'll see the old pachyderms will be in some jewelry store window on the main drag in a city's downtown window. So, the next time you pick-up a little cold, quit your whining, and don't blame the perissodactyl mammal for your symptoms commonly referred to as the Rhino Virus! '2008' RLS