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Jacuzzi’s R Us

It’s wet and slippery and squishy and warm
And it lasts for at least 40 minutes
It dampens your nose and curls your toes
And lets you know why you’re in it.
This thing called life that is.

It moves about like a snake on the loose
It explores every nook and curve
It makes your heart pound as it slithers around
And awakens each muscle and nerve.
Like a jalapeño.

But it doesn’t mean much this sensational touch
Until it hits the right spot
That’s when it opens up pores and those secret doors
And body parts start to get hot.
Caliente.

It knocks over fences and other defenses
That you or your mind can erect
And brings them all down without making a sound
This phenom is nearly perfect.
Erogenous.

It isn’t a kiss and I’d be remiss
If I thought you believed that it is
Nothing can ever replace those lips on your face
They’re the second best thing that ever was
Or ‘tis.

No this little baby is an extraordinary lady
She caresses all your body parts
She perks up your ears pays off your arrears
She’s so good she’s a doctor of arts.
Cum laude.

She’ll take two at a time for a song or a rhyme
She’s wild and the price is a steal
And when she times out no need to shout
Just move over and there’s the real deal.
Splish splash!