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G K Chesterton never knew about the Porsche 914
by Kalikiano Kalei
Last edited: Friday, April 4, 2025
Posted: Friday, March 28, 2025



     
English author, philosopher, Christian apologist and social critic (1874-1936) was an amazingly prescient observer of the foibles of his fellow mortals, whose greater body of writing I've only recently plunged headlong into, but I've always been a 'late developer' and shall probably demise late, also, given this trait. Not surprisingly, Chesterton didn't have the foggiest notion as to what the Porsche 914 was all about, but then so do so few Americans these days, as well. Permit me to regale you here with a bit of history concerning two specimens of this unique iteration of Herr Doktor Professor Porsche's creative genius, the Type 47 (914) sportscar that have brought pure unadulterated jois de vivre and molliness to my otherwise pedestrian life as a retired pensioner.

G.K. Chesterton never knew about the Porsche 914…

 

The following is a history of two of my favorite toys, a rare 1970 Porsche 914-6 and a VW/Porsche 914-4, which despite the fashionable disdain of so-called ‘Porsche Purists’, remain an exceptionally unique and singular exercise in automotive engineering by the venerable Porsche company. With their spectacular, yet somewhat unappreciated capabilities and atypical (that is, not typically curvilinear in their styling, as have been most ‘traditional’ Porsche cars) styling, and regarded scornfully (again, by many modern Porsche people) as merely ‘entry-level’ Porsches, the Porsche Typ 47 (AKA: 914) in particular has suffered unduly from this sniffy bias up until most recently (2025).

What too many of our modern Porsche enthusiasts, with their insatiable appetite for exceedingly expensive Porsche cars with raw power, speed and race-track characteristics, forget is that the much scorned 914 is the direct ancestor of one of today’s most spectacular Porsche cars...the beautiful Porsche Cayman coupe. With its mid-engine design and benefiting from all of Porsche’s decades of experience, the Cayman is both capable and visually appealing in its aesthetics.

I have heard others remark (in perhaps unguarded moments at various Porsche gatherings) that with the Cayman, after years of designing and building generation after generation of ‘improved’ and updated Porsche 911 variants that have become typically exorbitantly expensive (well beyond the means of the ‘average’ individual), Porsche finally got it right with the Cayman.

I happen to agree with that sentiment, feeling that in the years since Porsche ventured beyond its classic 356, the company has increasingly gone astray in its effort to remain both profitable and be regarded as a visible symbol of wealth and ‘having made it’ in our uber-materialistic society.

The problem appears to be that in our contemporary era too many people regard the ubiquitous 911 as the ne plus ultra height of Porsche vision and design. And perhaps, if one considers the decades of winning Porsche racing and track experiences with that car, they are right (after a fashion). Too, the 911 has become a ‘Holy Grail’ status symbol to too many individuals who lack true vision and aesthetic understanding of exactly what a sportscar should and needs to be. However...

To me, individuals who slavishly (and largely unreflectively) idolise US$ 150,000 automobiles have lost any real awareness of where ‘sportscars’ came from originally and where they are going today. There is a marked detachment from reality implicit in this mind-set as hyper-performing, exotic machines, that in many cases are merely slightly tamed-down race track vehicular thoroughbreds (neutered just a bit, so as to grudgingly comply with any legal constraints that may bear), become an obsession in our grotesquely materialistic American consumer society.

These blithe souls either forget (or were never aware of) the historical background of the Porsche company’s founding origins and are usually at a loss to explain, when asked, how the concept of cars dedicated to sporting purposes even came about, roughly a century or so ago.

More’s the pity for this disregard of the crucial backstory of how ‘sportscars’ were conceived and developed back in the day, but in our modern world, with prices stratospherically inflated to the point where most Americans cannot realistically afford a Porsche [note: that is, cannot afford to buy outright, rather than lease or pay for one with installments], and co-consequent with the similarly expensive and parasitical maintenance and after-market accessories industries, buying a sporty ‘status’ car is no longer a realistic ambition for roughly 75% or more of Americans. Sadly, modern Porsche cars have now become merely consumer items reserved for only the upper echelon of wealthy individuals, whereas originally, these vehicles were ‘affordable’ to most middle-class wage-earners. [note: as in modern medicine, wherein the cost of health care is now so extreme that medical insurance is an absolute mandate, purchasing a Porsche, in all but a few instances, is only possible through leasing or long-term loan arrangements].

Perhaps this works to their advantage, as a means of separating the upper-class from the proles and delineating their entitled exclusivity, who knows? But regardless, it leads to a certain haughtiness on the part of Porsche people as regards otherwise less expensive, but still wonderful machines such as the Typ 27/914.

To my mind, the only real Porsches, aside from the 914, that are worth obsessing over (and special early race machines such as the 550 and Spyder), are the original post-war cars, the wonderful, classic ‘bathtubs’ (356A/B/C). Most unfortunately, that bane of the REAl enthusiast, the wealthy car collector, has driven up the cost of surviving 356s to the point where good examples now command prices well above US$125+ thousands. As such, unless old Uncle Hank left one to you in his will, they are just as well manufactured from Unobtainium and therefore completely out of the reach of genuine Porsche enthusiasts with a cultivated sense of and appreciation for thr marque's historical context.

Today, my love for 914s has marked me to some extent (among my peers) as a rabble-rousing rogue who doesn’t worship at the same Church of the Holy 911 alter they frequent. As a life-long eccentric whose favorite quote is from Antonus Marcus Aurelius’ famed 175 BCE Meditations, “The main task of life is not to be in the majority, but to refrain from joining the ranks of the insane”, the 914 suits me just fine! Perhaps my sanity may seem to others to be insanity (by their limited reckoning) but I am proud to have a coterie of equally ‘insane’ peers who all march to equally different drummers in their efforts to put Aurelius's dictim into quotidian practice.

And so, as a pretext to all this, let me present and describe two of my Porsche 914s, the one a 4 cylinder, 1.8 liter machine and the other a 6 cylinder, 2.2 liter liter iteration that can and could beat the pants off any stock 911T of the early 70s period.

I have had others, of course, and my current (and last) 914 is a dandy, yellow 1974 4-cylinder car with a 2+ liter engine that fulfills all my needs quite perfectly on our regular pleasure drives. Its name is ‘Jezibel’ but I occasionally refer to it as my ‘Screaming Yellow Zonker.’

  The 914-6 (2.2 liter,carbureted) 1970:

This Porsche Signal Orange 914-6 of mine is thought to have been originally acquired new in 1970 through a formal two-914/6 arrangement with Porsche by Bob Bondurant (of the well-known Bob Bondurant School of Race Driving, then established at Sears Point Raceway), who intended to use it and its mate as advanced driving trainers at his school; the car may also have seen use as a pace car and camera car during its use at the race course. After about 10,000 to 15,000 miles had been put on it at the Bondurant school, it is thought that Bondurant returned both 914-6s to Porsche (to the same San Jose, CA, Porsche dealer it came from). The first 'private' owner, one B.G. of Stockton (CA), bought the car from the Porsche dealer as a ‘used‘ car in 1973 and put an additional 10,000 miles or so on it. Unfortunately, about 6 months after he acquired it, his wife passed away unexpectedly and the car was then placed into covered storage for about 24 years (1974 through 1997).

When B.G. first acquired the car, he had a local Porsche specialty shop (MetalCraft, a shop well known in motorsports enthusiast circles) examine it and they agreed that the paint was original and not a re-paint (it was in excellent condition). It was also determined that the car's major undercarriage components (viz. heat exchangers, valences, and rocker panels) had no rust on them at all. B.G. planned to use the car as an autocrosser, but was never able to put this plan into action. The car came from the dealer with suspension upgrades that included professional Koni struts and adjustable ride enhancements (it is suspected that these were all performed by the Bondurant specialists to enable the car to be used on the road-racing course), but was otherwise absolutely dead-stock. B.G. had purchased a number of engine performance enhancements that included 2.2 Mahle Euro pistons, 911E type cams, and new cam chains (to name a few), with the intent of rebuilding the engine with them (even though the engine was in good condition). This was status of the car when he sold it to the second 'private' owner, one T.B. of Grass Valley (CA) in 1997, along with the upgraded engine parts.

The second owner, T.B., had the engine dropped and taken apart, shortly after he purchased it. The tear-down inspection found that all engine internals were in good condition, probably owing to the professional servicing care and maintenance the car received while in used by Bondurant, but T.B. had it rebuilt afresh with the new engine components (already alluded to above, but including special rod upgrades and various other quality tweaks), resulting in substantially more top-end power, low-end torque, and internal displacement (now at about 2.2 liters displacement). He also installed new suspension components, most of which have little or no time on them, but only put about another 8,000 miles or so on the car himself, before I acquired it from him in October of last year (2004). The clutch was replaced with a reinforced unit.

I found the car to be in overall very good condition, with everything entirely stock (no bodywork, add-ons, or customisations), including the interior. The paint is the original Porsche Signal Orange it came in and it has not been redone; finish is in very good condition throughout, with the only exception being a (very) slight crazing of the surface on top of right front fender (this is probably due to a slight bit of moisture that was trapped under the car cover in that area, but it is not due to rusting. Otherwise the body is solid and without damage, with the following exceptions: 1) a very small ding in the rear top boot lid (more of a slight dimple than a ding, really), and 2) some slight cracking of the paint, with evident metal stress at top of right rear fender arch (there may be a fracture in the metal of the arch at that spot). I currently have a 914-6GT augmented grill area engine lid (twice the meshed grill area of the regular 6, same type as was used on the fabled 914-6GT cars) installed on the car, but its original lid is fine and stored here in my garage. Due to the suspension mods, the car sits approximately one inch lower than it did in stock configuration and the ride is stiffer (165 pounds springs were mounted in rear, along with upgraded anti-roll bars front & rear).

The interior is entirely stock and in very good condition throughout, with the exception that the seat upholstered insets have the slightly later basket-weave black leatherette material on them. The car has a reproduction 'deposit' (Porsche's term for a center instrument console, which was an accessory on some cars and stock on others) installed that is skillfully executed to appear as original; it also has the original stock radio in the dash, and a central ‘between-seats’ tray cushion has been added from a later year 914. A set of 4 SCCA dash-plaques are affixed to the dash in a manner that does not result in marring or damage to that part of the car and the unblemished dash upper surface has none of the cracks that one usually accepts as de rigueur on an older Porsche. A set of orange race-type 4 point suspension seat and shoulder belts are installed for the driver, but the original fixed shoulder/lap combination belt remains on the fixed passenger seat on driver's right (the original seat belt for the driver’s seat did not come with the car). The passenger foot-well still has its original, secured foot block, as came with it new.

The car's 1970 tool kit and jack remain with it under rear the boot lid, while the glove box has the original driver's red-vinyl covered Porsche 'passport' and owner manuals/service logs that it came with, new. Immediately after acquiring the car from second 'private' owner T.B., I had the car completely gone-over by the local Porsche specialty garage that all out PCA/SVR members prefer (Frank's Automotive) and they reported the car was in very good condition throughout. The car underwent a complete tune, valve-adjust, servicing, lubricant change, et al, and I also had a slight drip from the dry-sump oil reservoir fixed by tightening the hose circlamps in that location. I furthermore had the left and right rear disc brakes reworked with new pads and fresh piston seals and gaskets (they are to come by, these days!). The transmission is the original 1970 tail-shifter, but it has been gone through and refurbished throughout, with unusually tight and surprisingly satisfactory shifting for a less than-perfect original engineering design of its type; it operates so well, I saw no need to go with the far better and more recent side-shifting unit myself. [note: the 1970 and 1971 914s had what is known as a 'tail-shifter mechanism, since it shared the 911's gearbox but had it reversed in the 914; this arrangemet was never quite satisfactory and shifting conveyed a rather vague feedback effect that was unsettling and took some getting userd to].

Candidly, I'd say that the car is in very-good condition for its age and there are no absolutely foreseeable 'issues' or maintenance problems left unattended to or anticipated (other than already alluded to right rear fender arch top). It has exactly 42, 000 original miles on the clock at present (I have put on only a few hundred miles on it since purchase, taking it out every other week to keep the engine and mechanicals fresh, but never in wet weather). All electricals are in top condition and all lighting works well, including the headlamp motors, etc. The car's L&R front and rear turn signal lenses are of the amber/clear Euro spec type, having been replaced by myself, and all glass in excellent condition as would be expected. The car was always kept garaged and covered, even when in used by the Bondurant people, so the car's finish and exterior reflect this protective treatment. Since acquiring it myself, I have had the car parked indoors and additionally protected with a high quality 'breathable' fabric cover. Rubber seals, body join gaskets and so forth are all well preserved.

Although documentation is lamentably absent from original purchase up through date of acquisition by second 'private' owner, the second owner did provide me with his documentation, and I myself have always been a meticulous record and data keeper for all of my vehicles (this includes maintenance of driving, fueling, and service records). The car starts immediately, even in cold weather, and runs perfectly, dropping down to normal idle when load is removed, and presently has a 1972 914 Targa top on it (I have the original for it and it is in fine shape). To the best of my knowledge, all main engine, body parts, and structural components have matching original numbers (except as noted in regard to engine internal displacement/performance enhancements). Steering wheel is of the MOMO racing type, but I have the original.

So there you have it: the car appears to have a Bob Bondurant Sears Point racing history cachet of sorts (although the car was not raced itself); it is in stock condition (except for the suspension) and seems to have originally been used as a school car at Bondurant’s school. The fact that it was a Bondurant car probably accounts for the lack of transferal of maintenance and servicing documentation with the car when B.G. bought it from the San Jose Porsche dealer. Wheels on the car are the original "optional" Porsche 5-bolt Fuchs alloys and suitable high-quality performance tyres are matched to them (with fresh tread all round).

Otherwise, aside from the suspension mods and engine upgrading, the car is original and stock, as stated, with its original Porsche Signal Orange paint. It occurs to me that Bondurant probably acquired the car in Porsche Signal Orange paint due to the fact that his driving school's 'house colors' were orange (with yellow lettering). I may have even seen the car at Sears when I was working as a turn marshal/emergency medical worker with SCCA's San Francisco Region in the early 70s! Who knows?

This constitutes a reasonably solid and comprehensive past history of the car, put together directly from the accounts and records of the two previous 'private' owners, immediately prior to my obtaining it.

914-4 (1.8 liter, FI) 1975:

This car I purchased from its previous owner in 2003; the car has had three prior owners. Although it is not originally a 'California car' (it was originally sold new in Virginia), it is in what I would say is excellent overall condition. It was purchased new by one J.R.C. of Virginia in 3/20/75 and comes with substantial service and maintenance documentation from throughout its life (including original owner purchase documentation, manuals, etc.). The car's external and interior appearance are beautiful on all counts. The engine lacks the California smog-pump that so strangled 914s sold in the state of California, having come from Virginia. To the best of my knowledge it has no rust anywhere on it, although there may have been a bit of typical lower battery box rust refinishing done on it in the past (I see no rust on it at present and there was no rust damage either done or visible on lower right rear suspension member, upon inspection).

Paint is original Porsche Bahia Red color and if not original, it is an absolutely perfect repaint (I cannot tell from examining it that it is not and I see no visible evidence anywhere of a repaint job). I hesitate to say the paint is original, as it is in such excellent condition for its age (without factual knowledge), but I am tempted to say that it is. The front and rear boots are immaculate, with all components and sub-structural parts in place and as original. The interior is also immaculate, with no cracks on the dash top, all original seat belts and cockpit interior components in place; it does have a very high-quality professionally installed sound system (CD/amp/etc.) and an UNGO car alarm system installed. Wheels mounted are currently of the American Eagle alloy 4-bolt type, although included are the original 4-bolt Fuchs alloys for it (a set of 5, with bolts—these wheels were often known as “the 2 liter alloys”) that were offered as an option on the later 914s. All seals, electricals, and articulations are excellent, including the Targa lid. Front and rear turn signals again are of the clear/amber/red Euro type. Boot lids, doors, and engine lid all fit solidly and securely.

The only slight flaw is a slightly sagging right rear engine lid support member, but it is a minor item and so inconsequential that I have never bothered to have it tended to (I can send you a photo close-up of it, for your assessment, if you chose); I perhaps am making more of this than it really is, as most people would not notice it. The engine and transmission are in top condition and perform flawlessly (no grinds or shift problems in transmission) with full power output for the 1.8 liter injected 914 engine type. In short, the car is a pleasure to drive and behaves impeccably on the roadway; ride is smooth but tight, as would be expected for a 914 in top shape, with attendant firm and true steering tracking. The car now has 83,090 original miles on it.

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SUMMARY REMARKS: (taken from ads I placed offering the cars for sale)

Both cars amazingly still have that unique aroma of 'new car' to them (not dolloped out of a bottle, either), which surprises me. The two cars come with accessory parts, components (a spare 914-4 side-shifter transmission, an extra 1972 914-4 rear bumper, 2 spare Targa lids, engine lid, as well as a spare complete 1.8 liter VW type IV FI engine, at present crated). Additionally a small but comprehensive reference library on both the 914-6 and 914-4 type cars is included, along with a beautiful and fresh set of the 8 original Porsche 914-4 & 6 factory service manuals (formerly owned by a Porsche mechanic, now retired); I am sure I've failed to list a number of the spares that should be included here, but suffice it to say the logistical 'support' package is substantial.

I am loathe to let the cars go, but my wife and I are relocating to the Hawaiian Islands in the not too distant future and the island we will be living on is only 35 miles long and 10 miles wide, with a single paved road limited to 35 mph. Obviously that is no place for two beautiful free-spirited mid-engined Porsches, when you factor these facts together with the horrific potential for rusting that humid tropical environments pose. I have agreed to part with my cars as my share of certain mutual agreements reached on the matter of this move made with Madame Chairman (wifie), you see.

Hope this information together with the four ZIP-files of images will give you sufficient background upon which to make some sort of initial assessment.

(4 Jun 05: Update on the Bob Bondurant School of Racing association with the 914-6. I have most recently been in direct communication with Mr. Bondurant and although the evidence is quite supportive of his link to my 6, he regretfully informed me that he no longer has the actual VINs of his two former school 914-6s available to check. Therefore, although the facts appear to be correct as reported here, this definitive confirmation from Bob himself cannot be established.)

ADDENDUM: 1 Sep 2024 / 27 Mar 2025

What inveterate word-slinger amongst us hasn’t lost plenteous articles, written papers and so forth over the years, due to numerous PC crashes (with all the hassle of transferring files and/or retrieving them on a new HD)?

I am sure, despite my prolific word-slinging, that I’ve lost plenty in this manner, over the past 30 decades.

The above observations, recording the known history of just two of my previously owned Porsche 914s, is a perfect example. It is also a perfect demonstration of how one starts to lose one’s formerly ‘sharp-edge’, as the years slip by all too quickly, decimating in the process our recollections of fairly meaningful information.

Frankly, not only did I ‘lose’ this vital information I had painstakingly researched and recorded, I also lost the sole document upon which I recorded it! Until yesterday, when I came back from a ‘fresh-up’ drive in ‘Jezibel’, my current (1974) 914-4, that is, when I booted up my former leading-edge PC (a gamer’s ALIEN WARE desktop, just loaded with all the bells & whistles a complete PC nerd could wish for) and was wandering somewhere in its memory banks. Where I tripped over the above.

Mind you, this was back in 2005 (nearly 20 years ago), when my knowledge of 914s wasn’t as acute as it was later.

The 914-6 I had (which I bought for US$15,000) and one of only 3360 ever made, was a remarkably singular specimen, complete with a fascinating provenance! Today, looking back on that beautiful example of 914 excellence, I could almost sob to think that I sold both of these cars (the 914-6 AND the 914-4) to a chap back in the Midwest for only US$25,000 total. That’s right…at today’s rates, literally the cost of (candy-glazed) peanuts.

From my far more aware perspective of the present, I miss that wonderful ‘Six’ almost much as I miss my Sierra Hotel 5th FIS days of the mid 60s (ADC/USAF). I mean, the ache is palpable! Call it the James Dean syndrome, if you will, but without the glamour, sudden demise and all the Hollywood hype accorded to the ‘good who die young!’

However, I am back in the 914 fold once again, albeit with a far less rare, but still sexy yellow 1974 914-4 that has become my garage confidante and confessor, as I ease back into PCA, again.

But let me give you a bit of brief backstory on those two cars. There I was, on top of the Suckatomato (the squares call it 'Sacramento') world with both a Six and a Four iteration of this unique Porsche development, when events conspired to prompt me to acquire some property on the so-called “Friendly Island” of Moloka’i (HI).

I immediately fell in love with that most traditional of all the Hawai’ian Islands (except for Ni'ihau the ‘closed island’) when I took a month-long holiday there, back in 1990. As a student of Asian culture and history, back in academic days, I quickly developed an interest in Pan-Asian/Polynesian history. That led to the purchase of a plot of land not far from Kaunakakai (the ‘major’ settlement on the island, on the Southwest Shore) and my ambition to build a retirement hale (cottage) there for wifie and I.

One result of my month-long experience was a book on Moloka’i that combines my personal observations with bits of relevant Hawai’ian and Moloka’ian history, titled Marooned on Moloka’i: Coconuts, Dreams and Death. [If anyone is interested, it is available on AMAZON in hardcover.]

Long story mercifully short, it turned out that “the Friendly Island” wasn’t quite as friendly as the Hawai’ian State Public Affairs people would have us haoles believe. In fact, Moloka’ians are often downright xenophobic, when it comes to accepting newcomers into the inner circles of the Moloka’ian community. It’s entire possible to settle in on an island like Moloka’i, spend 3 decades physically there and part of the island community (technically a ‘Kama’aina’, or long-time resident) and STILL be treated like an outsider. Of course, haoles have, in most cases, only themselves to blame, given the fact that they try to impose their perceptions of reality on the ‘Kanaka Maoli’ (indigenous/locals).

The result of this unhappy discovery was that we suffered a huge financial loss, when the property we had purchased turned out to have dropped to a small vestige of its pre-2008 value, thanks to the market crash of that year. We ended up finally selling it to a ‘local’ for about half what we had plunked out for it.

But the greater tragedy implicit (to me, at least) was the fact that our pending (but ultimately unsuccessful) relocation to Moloka’i had prompted me to prematurely sell both of my excellent 914 specimens, including that rare ex-Bondurant Six, which were long-gone when it became apparent that we would not be moving to the islands.

After I read over the above historical background of my former 914 cars, all this now-forgotten history comes back to me with the impact (as the 70s ‘Firesign Theatre’ comedy troupe so whimsically put it in their ‘Nick Danger: Third Eye’ sketch) of “...a hot kiss at the end of a wet fist.”

I’ve long since lost track of that rare and beautiful Six of mine and awareness that as a retired pensioner with now-limited means, I’ll never make the acquaintance of another Six quite like that and it still rankles me over the cruel and whimsical capriciousness of the Gods!

But such are the lessons we must all learn as we continue down the thorny path to that stark precipice that awaits all of us at life’s end…

What’s that apocryphal old German saying? Oh yes... “Wir werden zu schnell alt und zu spät klug!“ („Too soon old and too late smart!“) Sob!

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PS: What’s English notable raconteur and intellectual G.K. Chesterton have to do with all the above? Not much, but I’ve recently been doing a lot of reading of Chesterson’s brilliant social commentaries and I’m sure that if he had been aware, back then, of Porsche or the good doctor’s 914 design, he would have made some mention or another of it in his many observations about life.

If anyone is interested in exploring Chesterton's brilliance (thanks, Alex Shaumyan!), having previously not made his acquaintance, I would heartily recommend his collection of essays titled ‘What’s Wrong With the World .’ And now, excuse me but I have a hot date with a screaming yellow zonker named Jezibel...

[Besides, who needs a god when you've got a Porsche 914?!]

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Welcome to Californication, suckers!
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Back in the day, protestors at most ("mostly peaceful") demonstrations were originally proletarian working stiffs, bitterly angry and unhappy with the
We the Pimples... (or) a Child's Garden of Constitutional Verses...
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Lessons learned, lessons lost: a self-indulgent personal insight into what AsiAm feminists refer to as 'Yellow Fever', based upon a lifetime of expe
Confessions of a 'Yellow Fever' afflictee...
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The American educational system deserves a grade of F- on its report card. It stands today as a glaring and shameful display of what the addled thinki
American education: Running the circus from the monkey house
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Presented here is a study of the psychosocial considerations pertinent to submarine crews of three different primary antagonist nations, Germany, Japa
Submerged Shadows: WW2 submarine crew psychodynamics
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A continuation of critical analysis of the woefully inadequate and frustrating US health care system, that paradoxically is one of the most expensive
Anatomy of a crisis: part of a continuing look at US health care
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Although rejected for publication in the Journal of Irreproducible Results, this paper, co-authored with Dr. Hesperus V. Quackenboss (and associates),
Dilatation of Closed Phrenix Confabulational Paradoxes
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The Geometric Imperative: Porsche's debacle. Mid-engine or rear-engine? Presented here is an analysis of the dynamic characteristics of Porsche's '
Mid-engine or rear-engine? Porsche's quandary...
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Every year, deep down inside me, a demented, homicidal maniac bursts forth from within at about this time and, armed with a wickedly sharp butcher kni
And now a word from our sponsor, Scrooge & Marley inc.
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Use of the Coanda Effect for engine cooling on a 1973 Volkswagen Typ 1 Standard Beetle, utilising a rear roof-line air deflector and an engine ram-air
Thermodynamic augmentation of engine cooling using the Coanda Effect
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Why do comic book 'Super heroes' all wear what appear to be hypersexualised costumes in both print and in film adaptations? Join us as we consider a
Skin-tight and Sexy: The 'Superhero Conundrum'
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Tired of being enslaved by your smartphone? Hate being on an electronic leash? Allergic to marketers and personal data harvesters? Bunkie, there's ho
Tripping the LIGHT fantastic (cell-phone)