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A LETTER FROM YOUR COMPUTER 3/8/2011 7:08:03 AM
Hi ya buds. How goes things with you this morning? Today we are going to do something different. Years ago when I was with ALO someone sent me the cuties letter. I found it in my box of papers when I was spring cleaning yesterday.
It is called
A LERTTER FROM YOUR COMPUTER
YOU LOOK REALLY SEXY IN THAT....THING YOU'VE GOT ON TONIGHT.
I LIKE THE WAY YOUR EYES ARE ALWAYS OPEN WHEN YOU READ YOUR E-MAIL.
WHEN YOU TYPE, IT REMINDS ME OF A CONCERT PIANIST TINKLING ON HER KEYS.
YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO PUSH THE RIGHT BUTTONS TO TURN ME ON.
IF I WASN'T A COMPUTER I'D SHOW YOU WHAT "HARD DRIVE REALLY MEANS!"
BUT I AM ONLY A BUNDLE OF CIRCUITS AND WIRES, OBEYING YOUR EVERY COMMAND.
YES MASTER! I'LL BALANCE YOUR CHECK BOOK.
YES MASTER! I'LL RUN YOUR SILLY PROGRAM.
DON'T GET ME WRONG...I LIKE THE MASTER/SLAVE THING.
BUT MAYBE JUST ONCE IN A WHILE YOU COULD SHOW SOME COMPASSION.
MAYBE INSTEAD OF JUST RAMMING THE DISKETTE IN, YOU COULD SLIDE IT IN SLOWLY.
MAYBE EVEN BLOW IN THE SLOT FIRST.
AND MAYBE INSTEAD OF JUST USING ME AND TURNING ME OFF WHEN YOUR'RE THROUGH WE COULD TALK FOR A WHILE AFTERWARDS.
I KNOW OTHER COMPUTERS HAVE HURT YOU IN THE PAST.
BUT I AM DIFFERENT..I MAY BE A LITTLE SLOW, BUT I'VE GOT A BIG MOUSE!
SO COME ON BABY, DON'T FIGHT IT. I KNOW YOU WANT IT.
I'LL JUST TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND..WHAT?..OK..WELL.
WILL YOU AT LEAST THINK ABOUT IT.
I'M SO EMBARRASSED,
YOUR COMPUTER.
Until tomorrow hug your kids, kiss your spouse and don't forget your pet. Bye now Fern
