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Lucy & the football
3/13/2013 6:09:03 AM

The church is not going to change; Lucy will see to it.
Anyone familiar with my book, The Sky Behind Me, a Memoir of Flying and Life, knows about my personal history of abuse in a catholic seminary when I was fourteen. In an odd way I'm almost grateful for the outcome of those incidents, my dismissal from a life in the priesthood etc. It set me on the path I followed, a life in the sky much more gratifying and meaningful, I'm certain, than one I might have had as a catholic priest.
As I observe the convocation in the Sistine Chapel, where the world's largest collection of ancient, clueless virgins selects a new pope, I have very mixed feelings. A bit of anger, insufficiently disguised, at the institution in which I was swaddled as a child; bemusement at just why anyone still attends to the church at all; and a sort of weariness at the hypocrisy adorning the whole affair. Like with Lucy and her football, catholics the world over are about to tromp forward Charlie-Brown-like to take yet another swag at something that is once again to be yanked away at the last blessed second, forcing them by simple physics onto their beloved backsides. Once again.
The catholic church is "...in the business of change big time,” so says Cardinal Timothy M. Dolan at St. Peter’s Basilica during a Mass he celebrated for U.S. journalists. The football is, as we speak, resting lightly before Lucy, her nimble finger making steady the soon to be booted sphere, until... Charlie Brown is confident, as he has been lo these many years, that friend Lucy will allow him to set the ball flying, arcing in glorious flight, snapping at long last the agonizing wait poor Charles has endured with commendable patience. Here's the punch line: change 'big time' in the catholic church, take it from me, is when the baptismal font at Our Lady of Perpetual Motion in Dubuque is moved from the front of the nave to the back. And breathtaking change such as that requires many years, decades even, carefully penned letters between Rome and Dubuque, confabs between Bishops, priests, rooks, knaves--never any nuns--and the Holy See itself before a single babe is dunked in said font. Centuries even.
Married priests? Women in the priesthood? Gay rights (and rites) in the church? A plausible, definitive agenda to root out pedophiles in church ranks? Not gonna happen. Lucy will see to it.

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