MATT GAETZ is a PEDO

Fake media lies

But let's take a look

See what they surmise

He sure looks the part

Blue devilish eyes

His pearly white teeth

His hisses and sighs

His slick mannered hair

His 'Touch of Grey' dyes

So when the mauled minor

Cried out in surprise

“Why like Uncle Donny

Such a wee wee-wee size!”

Mad Matter got madder

With a twinkle in his eyes

He stuck up his thumb

“What a good boy am I's”

Resigning from Congress

To cover his lies

He'll shirk and he'll shrug

Swill public still buys

NIMBY

Mike Johnston hies

Our image counts more

Then your children's lives