Sung to ‘Have a Holly Jolly Christmas’ by Burle Ives

Have a hardly jolly Christmas

It's the wurst time of the year

When you’re old and sore

Drip cough and snore

Half a craps your fear

Ho Ho

You want to go

Butt ooh can hardly pee

Presents waiting there for you

Underneath the T

Have a hardly jelly Christmas

It's the waist time of the year

Yule want to go

Butt U cant snow

Your best is half a smear

Oh Oh

The missing po

Hung where you can't see

Some body dangles there for you

Keyster once for me

Have a wholly jelly Christmas

And in case you hard of hear

HAVE YOURSELF

A JOLLY HOLE-EEE!

X MASS

THIS YEAR