Yes it's true ,
beware....
The government is trying to
kill you with kindness.
Clearly the forces of evil
are relentlessly working
to do good.
How DARE they
spend money on people
instead of guns and wars.
Something's clearly  fishy here.
So please sign the petition
to repeal the bill
and dash the hopes of
those in need.
Because if you don't care about them
then why should the government?