The crude diamond
at Michigan and Trumbull
is haunted you know.
On any summer's day,
a southern spectre
with flashing spikes
turns grass into dirt
and slashes at ghostly infielders.
Who led the American League
in doubles in 1936?
The Mechanical Man.
He roams there as well,
while Cochrane drops signals
to Bridges and Newhouser,
Fire Trucks and Trout.
He sets the table, then
Greenberg and York
swing for the fences
followed by Maxwell and Rocky
driving in Kell and Keunn.
They all back up
Foytack,Hoeft
and Cunning Jim Bunning.
McClain and Lolich
check Freehan's signs
while Kaline, Cash Horton,
Northrup clearing the bases,
rallying the Bengals and
healing Motown's burns.
Morrris from Parrish,
a grounder to short,
Sweet Lou to Trammell
a two for one for the Tiguhs.
If the other guys don't stand
like a house by the road and
watch the ball go by.
And way up above,
Ty and Ernie call the game.
Will anyone remember?