I cannot get it up, please help me if you can,
just grab it near the base and pull it like a man.
I know you're just a girl, but do not be afraid,
it's easy just like eating pie, or sipping lemonade.
I still can't get it up, I think we do it wrong,
perhaps if we swap places, and I remove the thong.
Now you open up those legs, and I will open mine,
then we'll erect this folding bed, and get it up just fine
Great humor that some readers won't get because they'll stop reading before they get to the end.
I heard that the Chinese Communists had decided to go along with the West and hold free elections. But, after they heard that it would require a doctor's attention if an election lasted more than four hours, due to a shortage of doctors, they are limited the elections to only three hours.
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I heard that the Chinese Communists had decided to go along with the West and hold free elections. But, after they heard that it would require a doctor's attention if an election lasted more than four hours, due to a shortage of doctors, they are limited the elections to only three hours.
Ron
Michael D.