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Balloon Buffoon
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Up Up & Away In My Beautiful Balloon Photo:Reuters

Naughty Falcon blurts the truth Press forgiven for his youth Vomiting on live TV Guilty one for all to see Sheriff’s tweaked at dear old dad Because they know just who was bad Desperation thoughts prevailed His reality show will be filmed from jail Fake emergencies have a price Soon we’ll see his butt on ice Sorry little Falcon Heene That your dad was such a weenie Once again the media hacks Broke a story with no facts Run for cover, hide away That asteroid might hit today Copyright 2009 Patrick A. Granfors

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Reviewed by Sylvia Corsini (Reader)

Reviewed on October 27, 2009

Agreed

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on October 21, 2009

Media hacks... yep.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on October 21, 2009

90 percent of the press have become impotent Obama flunkies, it is tragic!So let them get more lost, fooled by a family hoax, it suits them right! Excellent poem, Patrick!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on October 21, 2009

Pretty sad when a dad uses his little son for a pawn, just to get attention! Now that's sick! (The dad, not the poem; the poem was very good!)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on October 21, 2009

Now...you telling me that my neighbor didn't got pregnant by a long haired blond Venusian? IT WAS IN THE PAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(and TV too)

Georg

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price

Reviewed on October 21, 2009

lol. You have it right on. Liz

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)

Reviewed on October 21, 2009

Can you believe the stupidity of some people? This story blew me away. Thanks for covering this.

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on October 21, 2009

Giggle....well done, Patrick! Media sensationalism has gotten to the point of being completely out of this world...What is real???

Anna

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on October 21, 2009

I appreciate your wit and humor, Patrick; and the truth in your verses as well. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Stephen Cherring

Reviewed on October 21, 2009

Fair enough for Tv these days. I may throw the TV in the pond if it keep up.lol
sure the goldfish may be able to make some sort of underwater house!

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