There was a wise old man

one Paul McPuddle

who on his bike

would often trundle.

Always seemed to be in a hurry

but then again

we do not know,

except this tale

that I was told.

Paul McPuddle was measuring time

thats what I was told

and why he rode his bike

to and froe.

He was

I was wisely informed

intent on arriving

before he began,

however it made him

trundle faster than he could master,

which gave him blisters

that were not to be seen,

though the ooh's and the ahhh's

did lead some to believe,

that they were in a place

that caused some mirth,

and some would accompany him

with OOH's and AAH's

as he went flying past.

He never did

reach the speed of light

just placed a cushion on his bike,

though sometimes it still occurs

the OOH's and AAH's

as he passes by.

Dear old Paul McPuddle

oh how he did trundle.