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Yodeling In The Valley
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Have you ever Yodel In The Valley? I asked a younger Naive married friend. Yodel? He replied Puzzled, scratching his head You mean singing Like the Swiss skiers do? I said no, laughingly Didn't have the heart To carry on, my conversation So, I left it at that And him hanging For an answer. A few days later I walked upon him He claimed, he knew What I had meant By Yodeling In The Valley. Said I was disgusting Warned me To stay away, from his younger Beautiful wife. I laughed Infuriating him He ran into his house Exiting With a shotgun in hand. I ran Uphill most of the way I distant myself Till I thought I was safe And out of range. Brave, I became As I looked down hill Over my shoulder Yodeling ((((( I-Laid-Your-Old-Lady-Too ))))) By: William Bonilla 11/17/04 * NOTE Totally Fiction Based on a joke I heard in my teen years **

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Reviews of "Yodeling In The Valley"

Reviewed by Carole Mathys

Reviewed on November 21, 2004

What a hoot William, you brought back a memory or two, thanks for the laugh and the memories.

Peace and hugs, Carole

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on November 19, 2004

This ain't funny this is hilarious...and very flippen good message thingy!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Janet Parker

Reviewed on November 19, 2004

Hilarious! :>) Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on November 19, 2004

You sly devil, you!! This is very funny. Thanks for the chuckles, William.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed

Reviewed on November 19, 2004

Was wondering if you got shot until I read it was fictional.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on November 19, 2004

LOL William , I can't stop laughing!;-)

Reviewed by Jack Roberts

Reviewed on November 19, 2004

LOL

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