Something Cheesy
(For Ed’s the cheese challenge)
Bon Appetite
Well I was going to write about
“Head cheese”
Then it would’ve been obscene
So as you can see
I’m splitting from the scene.
Lets go further down
Way down to the ground
They had no cheese
Then/yet
Cause they knew not how
To milk a dinosaur cow
They couldn’t find a way
To extract milk
Didn’t know how
To jerk their gherkins
Let along find it
Nor yank their chains
Not invented yet.
One day
While the clan of cavemen
Where relaxing at midday
Grooming each other
Eating their lice away.
One fell in between
A set of toes
Close to the ground
Or somewhere around.
Walla!
A great discovery
Was made that very day
T’was not cheese per say
A new found food supplement
Save the day.
A dark creamy substance
Was found
Between toes
Standing close to the ground
It was scooped up
On a finger
Placed under the nose
Mmmmmmm!
Just like gorgonzola
That wasn’t invented yet
To that day
Someone might say.
The odor was strange
To the lips the finger traveled
Mmmmmmmmm!
Caveman say
I think I found an acquired taste.
Though the toe jam
Was not cheese it was yummy
For them those days.
Wm.
I was a wonderin if you were gonna "cut the cheese."
And you finally gave in...good on ya!!
Although yucky...I'm glad someone finally got to the "Toe" of the matter at hand......er..uh ....foot.
Great job!!!!
William, it was disgusting but oh so funny! Your love poems raise the temp so high, this little funny is so forgivable. Let Smith and Wesson take care of your house and car. Keep writing my friend. I would miss your poetry!!!
Love,
annie
Gross, but acutely funny. Hence, toe jam. Are you saying this was the precursor of stinky, smelly cheese? Might not be able to enjoy this any more - the vivid images that you created are stuck in my head. [kinda' wishing my head was like swiss, then maybe I'd loose some of the images] LOL
Kathy
Now this is CHEEEEESE! And don't listen to that nasty Georg Mateos, D'Artagnan!! I caught him eating this Toe Cheese just this past weekend, at the Creek Cave Poetry Recitals!!
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on October 1, 2007
Yuk, sounds awful, but hey... to each his own..it takes all kinds to make the world go round. love ya, Holly
William, My, My, This is quite disgusting....Wow, you go from passionate verses to make my head spin to making my stomach roll. It shows such diversity my friend..Enjoy reading anything you write.
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"
Not you too, you cheesy crazy you, is PeeWee distributing the plage? are there no more cavemen with good sense? I am all alone to fight all those hairy mean wimmin? where's D'Artagnan, who is this dude writing this kind of fondue gook of a poem?
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I was a wonderin if you were gonna "cut the cheese."
And you finally gave in...good on ya!!
Although yucky...I'm glad someone finally got to the "Toe" of the matter at hand......er..uh ....foot.
Great job!!!!
Walt
Love,
annie
a .38 cal. S&W to his head was
BANG!!!!!!!!
Looser!
Geeeeeez of a write Yucky Poet!!
Love Tinka
Newfie Hugs, Rose
A cheese of a write William...
My friend, this is priceless....rofl.
To jerk their gherkins"
now this is one hilarious phrase and on that keeps my mind's eye on the prehistoric days....but
That still happens today in this "civilized world"
Do tell...
Love,
Susan
Kathy
Blessings,
Joyce B.
Oh, ICK! TMI!!!! But funnyfunny. LOL Well done!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
this is really humorous William...
John
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"
Neanderthal the Elder