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Little Red Riding Hood
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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Be careful ladies when you go to visit grandma, there are a whole lot of big bad wolfs waiting in the woods, to take your precious goods. Here in Baltimore they find quite a few young woman dead. One man even attacked and raped a grandma. And on a national level it has happened quite a few times. If my wife wasn't afraid of guns, I'd help her get a license to carry. Almost everyday she tells me about the crazy young guys passing through when she's parking in the rear parking pad. I tell her when it's dark to park up front on the street. Sometimes when I come home I see what she means. These three guys ran directly toward me as I was getting out of my car, I guess you know I got back in and prepared myself. I had something for their butts. All of a sudden one of them directed the other two to abort their mission. They then went on up the alley. I was glad because I did not want to shoot anyone.
The next day on the news some young guys fitting their description did rob some people.


Poem Artwork

All the ladies dressed in pretty red,
oh how you affect the guys head.
Nothing like red so sexy and bright,
especially when met by sunlight.
And don't let the red be skin tight,
it will surely affect the mens sight.


Little red riding hood,
you sure are looking good.
Don't let it be a surprise,
the big bad wolf has big shinny eyes.
The better to see you,
in your lovely red of hue.


Skipping through the woods
looking great,
you sure will dress up
the big bad wolfs plate.
What big shinny teeth in
the wolfs grill,
he's going to use them
to make you a tasty meal.
In the big bad wolfs jaw,
he also chewed up grandma.


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 Reviews of "Little Red Riding Hood"
Reviewed by Peter Adotey Addo
Reviewed on February 11, 2007
Very untereting...And thank you for the warning.Nice work

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 11, 2007
thanks for sharing the warning......

Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on February 11, 2007
Clever way of warning -- R

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on February 11, 2007
There are wolves, unfortunately. Victor

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 11, 2007
We are living in one crazy world my friend!!

Thanks for sharing this in a humorous way!!

Love tinka

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on February 11, 2007
Very scary true twist on an old style rhyme.

Chrissy

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on February 11, 2007
We do have to be careful, but we can't live our lives in fear and we can't not get dressed to the 9's just because the world is filled with pervs. It is a sad state of affairs these days, Grady, thanks for reminding us to always be aware of our surroundings and to remember if something seems wrong, we should just believe that it is and walk away or get assistance.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on February 11, 2007
Enjoyed this one my friend...and to think that red is my favorite color!!!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on February 11, 2007
An excellent write my friend, perhaps the ladies should consider dressing down, bringing less attention to themselves.

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on February 11, 2007
FUNNY...and so true!

Reviewed by Michael Mathieu (Reader)
Reviewed on February 11, 2007
Feeling like a wolf today,excellent write,
Michael

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 11, 2007
A very good warning, my friend - and very sadly most of the Big Bad Wolves today are of the conniving and very treacherous Human kind.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on February 11, 2007
well done and a good warning

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on February 11, 2007
Hmmmmmmmmmmm ,for some reason I think I read these words..Little Red Riding Hood a few minutes ago(LOL)I DID I DID cute real cute sweet sweet man..Hugsssssssssssssssssss

Love,

Little Red Riding Hood...Just kidding...smilingggggggggggggg..(giggles)

Reviewed on February 11, 2007
This fantastic and a fore-warning to all people both men and women alike. I'm happy that you hate shooting because in my place everybody shoots taking pride of how many rounds one has finished in short-lived flare-up
Abdi-Noor


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