Hid my Oreo's in my truck,
I'm not suppose to be snacking.
The wife finally retired to bed,
it was Oreo time!
Looked in the refrig to check the milk,
very little left.
very little left.

The wife used it in her cheerios,
boy was I pissed.
Anyway out into the cold night I went
to get my Oreo's.
Only ate about five,
the milk ran out.
Boy was I pissed.

There the Oreo's lay on the table,
I had no more milk.
Boy was I pissed.
No more milk.
What a predicament.

I hear these foot steps,
so I tried to hide the cookies.
Threw them back behind me,
then sit up like nothing was going on.
My wife went right to the cookies,
I told her there was no more milk,
and that I was pissed.

She got pissed also,
there was no more milk
But she didn't fuss about the Oreo's.
She grabbed a hand full,
then growled and went back upstairs.

I was still pissed,

there was no more milk.

Double stuff Oreo's and no more milk.

OnepoetGem