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Outlaw, I Mean Inlaw Problems
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(My wife and her mean behind mother are both nuts.)

Those two witches on a broom stick


Think they're slick


Got to get up early in the morning to fool me


From behind my back I got eyes to see


The nice little boy in me says


Oh ignore the two its just their ways


The mean a-- man in me tells me to


Not eat the witches stew


HatChoooooooooooo


Excuse me for sneezing on you


To much pepper


What a mind zapper


Wasn't for my dear sweet mother outlaw I could be happier


 


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 Reviews of "Outlaw, I Mean Inlaw Problems"
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on May 23, 2003
interesting!

Reviewed on May 23, 2003
oh, man...i am sorry you are having problems, grady; you r definitely most in my prayers! hope things improve soon! (((HUGS)))) and love, your friend in texas, karen lynn. :(

Reviewed on May 23, 2003
Oh Dear...I loved this, feel for ya guy, I really do.

Reindeer

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on May 23, 2003
eeewwww the spoils of in-laws. I detect a hint of bitterness in this,,it will get better! Lisa


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