TURN YOUR HEAD THE OTHER WAY

Words and Music-Joel B. Kirkpatrick, III
Copyright 1985
Key of G

I WAS DRIVIN' DOWN THE STREET THE OTHER DAY IN MY OL' '69 CADILLAC
AN' I SAW THIS GIRL IN A BIKINI… ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK
NOW SHE WAS OUT IN HER FRONT YARD ALL SOAPY AND WET
GIVIN' A BATH TO HER NEW CORVETTE
WELL I PUT ON THE BRAKES, AND WAS CRUZIN' REAL SLOW
WANTED TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT THAT BIKINI
MAYBE GET ONE FOR MY WIFE DON'T YA KNOW
WELL I WAS CRUZIN' REAL SLOW AND ACTIN' FINE
NEXT THING I KNEW I'D JUMPED THE CURB AN' WAS SITTIN' ON A STOP SIGN.

     TURN YOUR HEAD THE OTHER WAY
     BETTER LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY
     CAUSE I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU
     KEEP YOUR EYES WHERE THEY SHOULD BE
     OR YOU MAY RUN INTO ME
     REMEMBER THAT I DRIVE JUST LIKE YOU DO

I WAS GETTIN' ON THE FREEWAY THE OTHER DAY
AND LOOKED IN MY REAR VIEW MIRROR
AND THERE WAS THIS BLONDE IN THIS BIG OL' RED MERCEDES
WELL I WAS LOOKIN' AT HER AND SHE KIND OF SMILED
AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, HEY THIS MIGHT GO A COUNTRY MILE
NOW NATURALLY I WAS ACTIN' REAL COOL
TRYIN' TO DECIDE WHICH MIRROR HAD THE BEST VIEW
HONESTLY I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED
BUT THE NEXT THING I KNEW
I WAS SITTIN' UP IN THE BACK OF A NURSERY TRUCK
HAD THREE OAK TREES IN MY FRONT SEAT.

     TURN YOUR HEAD THE OTHER WAY
     BETTER LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY
     CAUSE I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU
     KEEP YOUR EYES WHERE THEY SHOULD BE
     OR YOU MAY RUN INTO ME
     REMEMBER THAT I DRIVE JUST LIKE YOU DO

     YEAH TURN YOUR HEAD THE OTHER WAY
     BETTER LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY
     CAUSE I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU
     KEEP YOUR EYES WHERE THEY SHOULD BE
     OR YOU MAY RUN INTO ME
     REMEMBER THAT I DRIVE JUST LIKE YOU DO

     YEAH REMEMBER THAT I DRIVE JUST LIKE YOU DO