I want a hummer
I need a hummer
Give me a hummer
Where is my hummer
What do I have to do to get a hummer
Hummer hummer hummer
All day, everyday
That’s all my hubby says
Hummer hummer hummer
I’m thinking to myself
What the hell is the big deal
Like he doesn’t already get them
Hmmm
Fine
I can’t take it anymore
Get down on the floor
Unzip
Go to work
Eyes glaze over
Excitement builds
Builds
Builds some more
Erupts
I’m still on the floor
He smiles and says
What prompted that
And I replied
You kept asking for a hummer
So I obliged
Laughing
Hysteria
He’s holding his sides
My face is turning red
I’m burning inside
He gets up
Helps me off my knees
We walk into the library
He sits in the chair
Computer is there
I sit on his lap
Licking and kissing
Face, neck, ears
Looking for some affection
You know
The return of a special favor
Mutual understanding
He types a keyword in the search engine
HUMMER
And then his eyes start to glaze
You know that pale shade of green
Vibrant
Sparkly
Shine of excited anticipation
But he’s not looking at me
Nope, looking at the screen he points
Slowly I turn my head
In fear
Of some porno star
With a giant sausage in her mouth
And I see
The ugliest vehicle on earth
HUMMER H2
And I let out a roar
No way baby are you ever getting one of those things
You’ll just have to live with the one you just got
Cause it’s the closest you will ever get to a HUMMER
From me
whaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha.....
i don't hum my bearings gave in.....
I have a piston knock........lol.....
A... V 8... try 8 times in one night but never succeeds.......ggggrrrr
I think I need a new Lover instead....don't you think...Am I a bitch now or what
Love Tinka
As a person who loves God more than self, I have always hoped to live to see the day we could put rhetoric aside and realize most of us want the same things. We just have different ideas on how to achieve it. I hope we can have a peaceful place here at the Den for we are all here for the main purpose of writing poetry, and yes expressing ourselves and being read. It would be nice if we stopped the political baloney and put it in another forum on boards or something, and lets get back to enjoying each others poems. this comment will go on everyones post, so please don't feel singled out;-) Thank you, God bless your day, and make it a good one!
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They make a model one,its about fifty bucks, that will keep him quiet for a while.
Morchuis
good thing he didn't want a beetle
i don't hum my bearings gave in.....
I have a piston knock........lol.....
A... V 8... try 8 times in one night but never succeeds.......ggggrrrr
I think I need a new Lover instead....don't you think...Am I a bitch now or what
Love Tinka
Better luck next time, Kiddo,
Love from India - Joel -
sigh refreshing humor
Peg
...what a gal.
(what kind of mileage do you get?)
-James
Chrissie