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Silent 'G'
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G - GEE - G-SPOT = GLEE !

The Pic? A Texas Maverickess (coin?) -

I fondly entitled her Tattoo as - "BUSH-WHACKER" !



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Silent ‘G’


© - Tom Hyland - 11-26-09

What’s Gnu with you?
Nuttin’ Honey? That’s Gneiss!
Something small? Like a Gnat’s arse?
Did you know that your jaw is Gnathic?


Lobsters, crabs, and other arthropods have a Gnathite.
They use it for Gnawing.
Lampreys and hagfish are Agnathans.
Unlike vertebrates, they are not Gnathostomes.


Some Italian dumplings are called Gnocchi.
Snow White’s Dwarves were really Gnomes!
A Sundial’s arm is called a Gnomon.
Someone who believes in Gnosticism is a Gnostic.


Agnostics Don’t! And the ‘g’ isn’t Silent!
Agnus Dei means ‘Lamb of God.’
Sans the ‘g’ - means something really different!
Which brings us full circle to - Loud ‘G’s -


Ever wonder why that ‘thinG’ is called a “G-StrinG?”
It’s because it covers that part of a Woman -
That is most eroGenous - her “G” Spot!
It is technically - Graffenberg’s Locus.

GIMME A - GEE ! ! !


© - TKH


 

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 Reviews of "Silent 'G'"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 28, 2009
You sure do have a "style" of your own, Tom. Love and peace to you my friend,

Regis

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on December 2, 2009
My friend, I see that your mind are traveling on the "gabelungen"!!!

Georg


Reviewed on December 1, 2009
Well, that piccy sure ain't rated 'G' - holy cow! LMAO But the write is. Mostly. LOL! TomKat, you're feeling a bit ... fisky? Ummm ... ya think?!? Too funny - well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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