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Transportation CRAP!
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Another Non-Poem - posted here, just so maybe five or ten people might read!

How do I know about such CRAP? I worked for a Consulting Engineering Firm for almost Eleven Years! I watched Millionaire Partners become Multi-Millionaire Partners - IT IS BIG BUSINESS!

Every Roadway, Every Bridge, Every Tunnel, Every Airport, Every Shopping Mall, Every Major Consruction Site, Every Item - that will have Any Impact on Traffic Flow - in Every State in The Union - is DESIGNED by an Engineering Firm!

BIG BUCKS! BIG LOBBY! BIG BOWL OF CRAP!

THE PIC - in case you can't read the T-Shirt, it says:

"JAM IT DOWN OUR THROATS IN 2009 -
WE'LL STICK IT UP YOUR ASS IN 2010"





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Transportation CRAP!

© - Tom Hyland - 01-18-10


Billions n’ Billions n’ Billions of Dollars -
From ‘The FEDS’ to the States -
Supposedly to - Rebuild the Super-Structure of -
Old Roads and Bridges - Right?

Supposedly to - Create JOBS - Right?
Don’t know about you, but Here, in -
‘The Old-Line State’ - Or - ‘The Free State’ -
It just - Ain’t Happening!

Oh - to be Sure - Money is Pouring into Other Stuff -
Like - Tearing up existing Concrete Medians -
That have Nothing Wrong with Them -
And - Re-Doing them - Higher and Wider!

And - Building New Un-Necessary Medians -
And - other Barriers -To Obstruct Traffic -
And - Planting High Bushes and Shrubs -
To Eliminate Prior Good Vision!

And Disrupting Traffic by Building -
Un-necessary Sidewalks and Curbs -
Along large Commercial Areas -
Where No One Ever Walks!

I have not seen Any New Work being Done -
On Any Old Dilapidated Bridges Yet -
But - Plenty of Mexican Road Crews -
You know - Imported Green-Card Aliens!

Oh - I’m Sorry - maybe That’s the New Jobs -
For American Citizens - Huh?
Could I possibly be - Prejudiced - or Biased?
Or - Maybe just - Honest, and Observant?

Back to the Fixing of Old Bridges -
Why possibly such a long Delay?
Well - Before you can Hire people to do Construction -
You must First - ‘Pay The Piper’!

That is - Millions and Millions of those Dollars -
Must be Paid Out First - to Consulting Engineering Firms.
Existing employees must - Study, Inspect, Analyze, and Design -
What Needs to be done - Before Anyone can Actually DO Anything!

By the time that the Feds, State, City, and Counties -
Go through the Bidding Process, Pick a Winner -
Grant the Contracts, have Celebration Parties -
And then - actually Begin Construction - the Money will be GONE!

Not to Worry - We Dummies - will employ more Apathy -
To Allow More Crooked Politicians Appropriate More Billions -
That’s how ‘The System’ Works!
But - What about New Jobs? - You may Ask ...

Oh - Eventually there will be Plenty -
Customer Service, Tech Support, ITS Help Desks -
E-mail Correspondence, Plum Pulling-Outing, and Bean-Counting -
ALL - OVERSEAS!


GOD BLESS AMERICAN DUMMIES!

© - TKH.
 

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 Reviews of "Transportation CRAP!"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 28, 2010
I see you are afflicted with the same problems as we have here, Tom. A fine rant. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on January 19, 2010
And the same corruption just marches on and on and on. Nice one. Enjoyed.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on January 19, 2010
I'd settle for pothole repair. Patrick

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 19, 2010
Study, Inspect, Analyze, and Design -

What Needs to be done - Before Anyone can Actually DO Anything!



Hey, I worked for the government - after being told to study, inspect, analyze, and design for 30 years - and never actually getting anything done - so I left.



And you expect our government to get something done - in a year??!!



GOD BLESS ALL US AMERICAN DUMMIES!




Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on January 19, 2010
CRAP = Can Replace A Politican No Problem!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 19, 2010
As I am working on my first Euro billion (1.5 US billion)...knock it off!!! don't go touching my dough, you hear???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Georg



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