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Angry Old White Guys

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Thursday, November 8, 2012


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“We Cannot Let This Happen!

We Should March on Washington!

We Should Stop This Terrible Travesty!”

 

Angry Old White Guy Donald Trump

 

 

“Oh, My God!

The Old White Establishment,

 Is Now Becoming The New Minority!”

 

Political Commentator Bill O’Reilly

(Another Angry Old White Guy)

 

 

“We Are Somehow Losing The Demographics Battle,

And We Are Not Generating Enough Angry White Guys

To Be Able To Stay In This Business For The Long Term!”

 

United States Senator Lindsey Graham

(Another Extremely Angry Old White Guy)

 

 

Music: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

 

 

 

Long before Tuesday’s Presidential Election was over

I was hearing a lot of anger, from angry old white guys

Our nation’s demographics have, indeed, been changing

Yet, all of these angry old white guys, now seem surprised

 

Perhaps they should all come down from their ivory towers

And take a good look, at the heart and soul, of America today

African Americans, Hispanic Americans, and Young Americans

As well as Women With A Voice, who are all here in America to stay

 

Out of Touch Old White Guys have had their turn at running things

And even though I, myself, am now an old white guy, I am not angry

I cherish all my friends, of all ethnic groups, ages, and genders, today

And, I guess I’m one of the few old white guys, who loves our diversity

 

I feel honored to have lived long enough to see our first Black President in office

And, I truly hope I will live long enough, to see a Woman and a Latino elected, too

Unlike a lot of these angry old white guys, who cannot stand any thoughts of change

I always thought America was better off because of diversity, and I still believe it’s true

 

But I must admit, that I have probably been influenced,

By my extremely sage and savvy Native American wife;

Who loves to remind me that it was greedy old white guys,

Who had also decimated her ancestors’ ancient way of life.

 

“And we American women today are getting awfully tired

Of listening to all these old white guys with two dollar haircuts

Trying to tell us what our rights are in cases of rape and incest.”

 

Female Spokesperson Tina Fey

 

 

I would never even attempt to tell any woman today,

What any of her rights are, in any female-related issues;

And I get my $20 haircuts at a minority-owned barber shop,

That still welcomes me, even though I’m an old white guy, too.

 

 

©November 2012,  The Not Angry Old White Guy Mr. Ed

 

 
 


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Reviewed by Keith Rowley
Reviewed on November 27, 2012
Funny thing is, looking in from a great distance, it seems to me that many of the US minority voters are natural conservatives - republicans; to me it seems a peculiar and ironic turn of history that they vote liberal/democrat. I think values are things people can hold in common - not necessarily ethnicity and that due to circumstance, poor leadership and economics people are voting for personalities - not for values. Or am I wrong?

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on November 9, 2012
It just amounts to keeping
Socialism and Communism Out
of Our country...Whatever or
Whomever it takes!!!!!!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on November 9, 2012
In the world of "consciousness" this is worthy of labeling a universal prayer of thanks and reality. Simple, succinct, and excellent barber chair conversation. This old white guy gets his hair cut by his attentive muse and companion who wields her scissors with the dexterity and precision her mind has had from the beginning. Let's hear it again for a female president.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on November 8, 2012
I really enjoyed this, great.

Rose

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on November 8, 2012
chuckle, enjoyed the read!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 8, 2012
Not angry here...just old & tired of all the stupidity...e

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on November 8, 2012
Dear Ed,

I listen to people not politics.
I grew up in the projects of NYC.
In public school my best friend was black, his name was Gregory Ward.
In middle school my best friend was Hispanic, Louis Torres.
In high School my best friend was Jewish, Marvin Markman.
Now I am an old Italian dude. No, I am not white I am olive.
But I judge a person by their character.
Folks like Harry Reid and Nancy P are NUTS!
The things that come out of their mouth are simply "trash talk".
Biden is from another planet. He will be remembered for his mistakes.
Our president, I don't know who he is. Unfortunately Romney has some character flaws that should disqualify him for office as well.

Is this the BEST we can come up with?
I was in the USAF for 24 years.
In my career I met good commanders and great natural leaders.
Almost all could have been GREAT Commanders in Chiefs.
What has happened to our leadership?
They lie so much that I don't think THEY know what TRUTH is!
I am looking for the next JFK, FDR, Ronald Regan or Lincoln.
Let me know when you find one of them.
Until then I morn for our nations future.

One Old Italian Crusty Pizza Man



Reviewed on November 8, 2012
ED ... AMEN MY FRIEND AMEN !!!

CHECK OUT MY ... MORE POLITICAL CRAP ARTICLE...
ANOTHER ANGRY OLD WHITE GUY ...

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 8, 2012
I'm with you 100%. My father, a Teamster, who always voted Democratic (he never voted) used to drive across the border to get his $2 haircuts in Mexico. Now we have them in my neighborhood. My sister is an angry old white woman who knows “everything” (but can tell me nothing of any substance) about healthcare, Socialism and Communism.

One of my many mentors was a beatnik college math instructor who was severely disabled. I just learned that he was an angry young man and, to my surprise and delight, a member of the Cherokee Nation. I will post his amazing obituary very soon. I hope everyone will read it and understand what it means to be a true American.

Keep up the good work. I wish I could be out there with you.

Ron

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on November 8, 2012
As the votes were tallied and results given, one of the happiest moments for me was not that Mr. Romney lost, but that all those 'angry old white guys' that benefited by the Supreme Court ruling on Citizens United, did not buy an election. I'm referring to the super pacs that pumped billions of dollars into the campaign...and lost. Could it be, Ed, that is what they're angry about?
Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on November 8, 2012
well im an old white guy and i cant say im that angry
budd

Reviewed on November 8, 2012
Only from a truly inclusive heart, one that includes all that God created, you ring loudly the chimes of the liberty bell, why America, the land of hope and liberty, should now be denied to those, as of them before that came to her shore, it's the have guys the greedy new robber barons poor and rich that have forgotten what America is about, that once on a time, had come here as common folk poor and destitute. You have the riches of Gods creation in your land,in your backyard, but it should not only be shared by those bullies that have bigger hands, shovels, and pockets. Americans should be very proud to be able to say, we are the melting pot, we are all human, we are not the Master Race, but just Americans, the best of the bunch. And for the Princess I add, we might well have been better off, sharing with you all you had, instead of taking only, and destroying among it all the wisdom you could have taught us, so desperately needed. And as for your poem, it has much of that wisdom and beauty when it is expressed so deeply from the heart, bless you!

Reviewed on November 8, 2012
I am an independent and always have been
I do not vote for a party I vote for
what's good for our nation and all... I as an
independent have voted both Democratic and Republican
parties in... not for what they can do for us, but can
do for our country... Don't listen to the rubbish of the
media, or Telly, but research fact's in congress and other
things... too much mudslinging takes away from the truth...
(Never cared for Donald Trump, my opinion of him is strong
and definitely not lady like lol)

“"The liberties of our country, the freedoms of our civil Constitution are worth defending at all hazards; it is our duty to defend them against all attacks. We have received them as a fair inheritance from our worthy ancestors. They purchased them for us with toil and danger and expense of treasure and blood. It will bring a mark of everlasting infamy on the present generation – enlightened as it is – if we should suffer them to be wrested from us by violence without a struggle, or to be cheated out of them by the artifices of designing men." -Samuel Adams”

This is what frightens me about the current one in office, he declared our constitution impedes him from doing things... And HE is one of those designing men... Very frightening... otherwise, yes prejudice has always been a problem, I have never been prejudice and only wish to see a good person in office who will defend us and our country...

Wonderful write as always

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed on November 8, 2012
America has always been a melting pot, the difference now is that prejudice is FINALLY being defeated. If the day of the "Good Ole Boys"is not over at least it's beginning to wane. Fine poem Ed, good sentiments and wise statements.


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