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SOME -UM- WORDS
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As a cunning linguist I must say ...

ER, AH, UH, DUH ... UM ...

The Pic? I call it "Jersey Barrens Devil in DRAG"


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Some UM Words

© - Tom Hyland - 3/26/11

ALUM - can be an Astringent, or a Graduate.
BUM - a Hobo, or a Butt.
CUM - Latin, for ‘with’ - as in ‘Cum Laude.’
DUM - a Note, as in ‘Dum, De, Dum, Dum.


ELUVIUM - accumulated soil, sand, or silt.
FUM - another Note, as in ‘Fe, Fi, Fo ...’
FUME - to emit: Anger, Gas, Smoke, or Vapor.
GUM - tooth Base, or Chewy flavored Stuff.


HUM - to sing without words, or a droning sound.
ILIUM - that Place where your Backbone connects to Pelvis -
Or - that Place with ‘Topless Towers’ - TROY!
JUMP - measure of close distance, as in ‘Hop, Skip, or a ... away!’


KUMMEL - a Baltic colorless liqueur or cordial.
LUMBAGO - a Pain in the Wadda-Call-it!
MUM - keep quiet, or a Flower, or BR. For ‘Mom.’
NUMB - unfeeling, or emotionless. Add NUTS (see Matlack).


OVUM - female reproductive cell, or egg.
PLUMB - in perfect alignment, precisely, exactly, totally, utterly.
QUANTUM - a quantity or amount.
RUM - that Good Booze from Puerto Rico!


SUM - the total Amount of anything.
TUMID - a swollen body part, or bombastic language.
UM - a grunt, or sound, a hesitation in speaking.
VALIUM - a Really Good Tranquilizer - See Kostro!


WAMPUM - Indian Beads, used for decoration, or Money.
XYLEM - plant tissue that carries water and minerals to stem.
Sorry, No X with UM - but Reverse Ending word Is -
LUMMOX - see Matlack again!


YUM - AS IN ‘DAMN THAT’S GOOD!’


ZOARIUM - a collection of distinct organisms,
That together form a compound organism.
N.B. - Yet again, see Matlack once more!


There you Have it Folks -
All you Never wanted to Know -
About UM Words!
From the Proverbial -
A to Z !


© - TKH.

 

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Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on March 27, 2011
This is, um, a very, um, creative, um, poem.I loved it!!!

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on March 27, 2011
How about Xenonium that rare isotope that emanates from Jersey's posterior? Patrick

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 27, 2011
left no um unturned Tom! well done! My bro jerseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey is mad,but that's my favorite pic of him...heehee;-)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 26, 2011
How dare you show that pic to the world, Ma always said you were a BAD cuz & now I believe her...Kostro & I will, I am most sure pay you back, you old fart...lol, Jerseeeeeeeeeeeeeey


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