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THIS AIN'T GON'NA HURT !
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THE PIC? ... WMD ...
WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!

GOT A 'BEE IN YOUR BONNET?'

A 'BURR IN YOUR PANTS?'

WAN'NA 'BLOW OFF STEAM?'

THEN, 'POST SOME RANTS!'

YES ... WE CAN !

VOTE 'OUT' ALL UN-CARING,
LYING INCUMBENTS!
ONE-TERM LIMIT!
GET IN - GET OUT - GO HOME!


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THIS AIN’T GON’NA HURT!

© - Tom Hyland - 6/4/11


It was Karla’s Idea -
Make Each and Every Trainee -
For the Medical Profession - Have To Spend -
Two Weeks as a Hospital IN-Patient! - Amen?

Karla ... Great Idea, Kiddo!

Add in: Oil Check, Pin Cushion Check,
Pecker-Check, Prostate Check (Males),
Drink a Gallon-of-Gook Colonoscopy Check,
Gyn Check & Mammary Check (Females) ...

X-Rays, Cat-Scans, MRI's,
Etc. Etc. Etc....
Sort of a "Do Unto You ...
Before ... You Do Unto Others!"

I Love this Concept ... Thanks, Doll!

Perhaps these Procedures
Would Help alleviate the ‘Professionals’ Apathy -
And Promote more Empathy n’ Sympathy?
Thusly helping You and Me!

Also - you mention the Ridiculous Bills!
Often only Ten-Fifteen Minutes of ‘Service’
Nuttin’ Fancy - No Frills!
NO VASELINE EITHER! OUCH!

Perhaps it’s the ‘Student Loans’
That cause our Grunts n’ Groans?
‘Their’ Education put ‘them’ ‘In the Red’
N’ we Got’ta Pay - Out-Patient, or ‘In-Bed!’

The Whole System Stinks -
See the ‘News at 11’ ...
Un-Caring, Un-Remorseful, Un-Service -
Even if’n you live ‘til Seventy-Seven!

Education - Plus Equipment Cost -
When ‘they’ Hang Out a Shingle -
Must be Paid For Quickly -
By your Arse, or my Dingle!

Hurry Up! Pay Up Front!
Get in the ‘Assembly Line’
Turn your Head n’ Cough!
‘Okay - yer ‘Hoodles’ are Fine!

That’ll be $125 Dollars -
Pay at the Door -
Hurry Back Fast So -
I can SCREW you some MORE!

Am I too Grouchy?
Or just a Cynic?
The Wait is even Longer -
When you go to a Clinic!

National Health Act?
Obama-Care?
Medi-Caid - Medi-Care -
Health Insurance Snare?

‘Professional’ Practitioners?
Caveat Emptor - Buyer Beware!
‘They’ - Separate you from your Money -
‘Cause THEY Really CARE!

God Bless the Wonderful AMA -
Keep the Numbers Down - That Do ‘They’ -
Demand is Up - Keep Supply Down -
Less Doctors = More PAY!

‘No - This Ain’t Gon’na Hurt -
Leastways - Not ME!
I’m your CARING Dentist or Doctor -
Open Up Wide - Lem’me See!”

My Suggestion is Simple -
Good Health Should be FREE!
We need an ARMY of Military Physicians -
Trained on Base Hospitals - Trained for FREE!

Reverse the Trend -
Reverse the Score -
A Myriad CARING Cadre of Nurses n’ Doctors -
Who Come to the Fore!

A ‘Comfortable’ Living -
Officers All -
Constantly Giving -
Answer The Call!

Proud, Honest ‘Service’ -
Rendered to the Masses -
SCREW THE ‘AMA’ -
With ‘their’ Filthy Rich Arses!

Medical Health Costs -
Would Surely Go Down -
Plenty of Coverage -
In Each City and Town!

Military Hospitals -
In Every Burg - Every Domain -
FREE to All-Comers -
You - Me - Veterans - Am I Insane?

IT is Possible!
IT Could be Done!
IF You and I Stand -
A NATION - AS ONE!

© - TKH.

  

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 Reviews of "THIS AIN'T GON'NA HURT !"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 11, 2011
I've decided that I'm switching my healthcare provider over to a witch doctor. He's get the natural cures at half price. Patrick

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on June 6, 2011
wowwwwww that was a MOUTHFUL darlin sure glad you like me LOL..Hugsss
Love Always,.......oh and OUCHHHHH
Chanti xoxoo

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on June 5, 2011
Tom, don't hold back, give em both barrels. Well said. Thanks Dick

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 5, 2011
Be Careful, my friend. Those advocating any type of national, socialized medicine are being branded as 'Vile Socialists' by those wanting to continue to make Big Bucks from U.S. Healthcare, their powerful lobbyists, and all the politicians in bed with them.

And it still amazes me that they were able to con so many Senior Citizens (who all love their socialized Medicare by the way) to join them in their never-ending chants of "No Socialized Medicine!"

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 4, 2011
"THIS AIN'T GON'NA HURT"

Only our pocketbooks & wallets & you KNOW damn well, as a nation, maybe in time of war, for the most part no one will stand together, too much prejudice, too much friction, too little belief in each other...shall I go on, NO, we've both said enough...Jerseeeeeeeeey

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 4, 2011
That is some rant, Tom. Most apt and timely and written with a sharp wit. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed on June 4, 2011
Hear, hear, Tom, glad I inspired these lines with my review on your 'Caring Healthcare Professionals?' poem. Well done, Sir!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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