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ITCH ?
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Ever get a Yen, or 'Itch'?
Ever want to 'Pitch a Bitch'?
Be Naked? Without a 'Stitch'?
Rather Fight than 'Switch'?

Wanna see a big ZIT?
Look at Picture!


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Itch ?

© - Tom Hyland - 6/14/11

Just got an idea, or ‘Itch’ -
To rhyme this word - Which -
Has such a nice sound - That -
It - must needs be Scratched!

As through the alphabet we Go -
What words may we Sow?
First - there is a female dog, or - Bitch!
Currently, tho - some say: “Be-Utch”

Guess they’re just ‘hep to the jive’ n’ Such?
Next - a hole in the ground, or - Ditch.
You could go - fetch - an ‘Etch-a-Sketch’ -
But, that’s an ‘e’ not ‘i’ - is that a Stretch?

A trade name is - Abercrombie & Fitch -
No word with ‘g’ - next is - Hitch.
Sentimentality, or tastelessness is - Kitsch.
Close spellings are - Lichen and Kitchen!

Band Leader, Miller, was Mitch -
Music was his Niche.
Sorry, no ‘o’ Either -
Next is Pitch ...

Couch grass is called Quitch -
A wealthy person is - Rich.
To sew is to - Stitch -
No ‘t-u-v’ - closest is Vetch!

A Warlock’s counterpart is a - Witch -
No ‘x-y-z’ word - so, To Wit -
I shall end this poem with - ZIT!
See picture of MATLACK!

© - TKH.
 

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 Reviews of "ITCH ?"
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on June 22, 2011
And to all those itches lets add the one to apply to the egregious poet or punster: switch, as in hickory....

Seriously Tom, I always enjoy youyr musings...

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on June 15, 2011
The whole fam damly is a stitch and you can tell em I said so....

Dick

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 14, 2011
There's a glitch in your logic, now ain't that just a female dog? Patrick

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on June 14, 2011
this reads like something Dr. Suese might try to us enritch...(I know you used 'rich' but I had to be a smart ass.)

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on June 14, 2011
Oh my....nice family I think...LOL but hell I love all of you guys...smoochessss

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 14, 2011
Ma wants to grab my face and squeeze it cause its just too cute to pass up... I see that "tastelessness is kitsch", you should know as you have NO TASTE...Jerseeeeeeeeeeeey

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 14, 2011
Wanna see a big ZIT?

Look at Picture!



HO, HO, HO!!! No wonder dear old Ma always wants to grab his face, and squeeze it!!

PS: I guess he's gotten over his Seagull Phase, and now it appears he's in his Stool Pigeon Phase. (He must really love the new Ed Family Outhouse Reunions!)


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