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DIALECTOLOGY
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Well, Ladies n' Germs ... somehow I missed posting this before. Written almost three years ago, it somehow got 'buried.'

Perhaps that is an 'OMEN'?
Please let me know ... OKAY?


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DIALECTOLOGY

© - Tom Hyland - 11-13-09


Dialectic - the Vernacular - Language -
He done spoke so good, I got ‘goose-bumps!’
She weren’t wearin’ a ‘stitch’ of clothes!
Ain’t that a ‘kick in the head?’

That thar Hyland fella is fulla ‘hogwash.’
Goin’ downy O-shun Hon!
When he fell down on the ‘payment’ he ‘busted’ his knees.
Put dem cole beers inna ice-box dere.

If’n da dog hadna stopped to take a ‘dump’
He’d a caught da rabbit!
Mark Twain wus a really ‘gud righter.’
Sew wuz Erma Bombeck.

De bof had a gud cents a hoomer.
Jovial jocular jokesters just jrab my jugular.
Testamentary testimonials tickle my tonsils -
Not to mention my testicles!

Hodge-podge lodges hardly habituate hardy habits.
Frolicking fiestas fester fearsome fantabulous fandangos.
Fourscore n’ seven years ago our Forefathers fought fearlessly!
What onc’t wus - ain’t no more - An’ dat’s a fac!


© - TKH.

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 Reviews of "DIALECTOLOGY"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 21, 2012
Dem dialects sho put color in de langage.

Ron

Reviewed on August 21, 2012
Tink ya trew in sum tung twissers in dis, Tom. Unnerstood mose, doe!

Blessings and Love - Micke
(OMG - You have us thinking like you now, Tom! That's not so bad,
'tho :o)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 21, 2012
If’n my brudder Jersey hadna stopped to take a ‘dump’
He’d a surely caught da rabbit, for dear old Ma’s stew
And dear old Ma still talks about that to this very day
We all went hungry that night, I swilled homemade brew

Edvard The Elder


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