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THE GOODLY ... THE BADLY ... THE UGLY ... PARADIGM ? HERE IS 'LINK' FOR SHIRT ... http://www.zazzle.com/ineptocracy_definition_t_shirt-235129279586191807 OR ... JUST 'GOOGLE' THE WORD ... I DUNNO ... YOU DUNNO ... HE/SHE/IT DUNNO!

FRACTURED GRAMMAR © - Tom Hyland - 12/4/12 Some ‘Stuff’ you Never were Taught ... Conjugation of Verbs: Bring - Brang - Brung ... Think -Thank - Thunk ... Skink - Skank - Skunk ... Adjunctive Adjectives: Good - Better - Most Goodest ... Bad - Worser - Most Worsest ... Best - Bester - Most Bestest ... Admirable Adverbs: Very - Verily - Most Veryest ... Frankly - Franklier - Most Frankest ... Happily - Happilier - Most Happiliest ... Nominative Nouns: Knuckle - Knuckle-Down - Knucklehead ... Uncle - Carbuncle - Busuncle ... Ant - Antic - Anticodon ... Promiscuous Pronouns: He - His - Hisself ... She - Her - Herself ... It - Its - Itself ... Ironic Interjection: ... DUH ... © - TKH.

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Reviewed by S. Tucker

Reviewed on December 5, 2012

Such fun, Tom. I especially liked 'Knuckle - knuckle-down - knucklehead'. Whodathunk? Wouldn't the nuns love it? And I must agree about the shirt. I need to buy a dozen of them.

Reviewed by Keith Rowley

Reviewed on December 4, 2012

Tom - I LOVE that T-Shirt - I MUST get one!

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron

Reviewed on December 4, 2012

Tom:

You soitainly have a way with woids...

Chip

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 4, 2012

You do Fractured Grammar Most Bestest!

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