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Walter, The Great White Hunter
by Susan Bergeron → (All Poetry by Susan Bergeron)
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Dad was a hunter and a fisherman,

And was darned good at it, too.

One day one of the locals, Ole Walter

Dropped by the house.

“Charlie, take a look at this

Here deer I found on

A snowbank up on

Meadaboro Road….”

 

They headed out to the

Car and ole Walter

Opened the trunk.

Asked him if he though

It would be ok to thaw it

And eat it.

 

Dad, with a smile on his face

Said “Do ya know how it died”

Nope, said ole Walter.

 

Dad, with a big ole

Shit eatin’ grin on his

Face replied…

“Well, I guess you could

Thaw it and dress it out

And fry some up….

But don’t be

Surprised if

It’s a bit tough

And tastes like

An old Billy Goat.

 

Susan Bergeron

August 15, 2011

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Walter, The Great White Hunter"
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on August 31, 2011
Blessed be the rednecks, for they shall remain clueless. Your dad was quite a guy.

Like the poem, LOVE the poet.

Chip Bergeron


Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on August 16, 2011
"... Shit eatin’ grin on his Face..." Where you from, girl? I thought that was a mid Michigan line...

Very entertaining and enjoyable read. Thanks, Dick.

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on August 15, 2011
Nice one, Susan!

John

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on August 15, 2011
Interesting tale and keen insight...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on August 15, 2011
Such a pleasure to read this...fresh and high-spirited poem!
Blessings,
Christine


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