Whatever is Spam
Is it veggie or meat?
Can you even eat it?
What makes it so neat?

You're missing a lot
If Spam you've not tried
You can bake it and toast it
It's best when it's fried

Spam is a wonder
A miracle, sure
For the hunger that ails you
And quite a bit more

Glue is quite common
A use for this stuff
Use it for facials
You can't use enough!

Rub it all over
Your automobile
As wax it's superb
But don't touch the wheels!

Spread out on your lawn
It helps the grass grow
And flowers and willows
It even melts snow!

Mix it with sugar
And give it a bake
The next thing you know
You have some meatcake!

Spam, oh my word
Is a wonderful thing
Cross paths with a bee?
It will take out the sting!

But not only that
Will this never cease?
The wonders of Spam
It can bring us world peace!

Intergalactic
Travelers too
Have visited earth
For this meat substitute

It's written in Sanskrit
It's written in stone
Emperors, pharaohs
Have all brought it home!

Don't doubt me I say
Not one single word
I know what you're saying
This all sounds absurd

It isn't absurd
This Spam history
Spam is essential
To society

But now I must say
To you my dear friend
This Spam accolade
Has reached it's dead end